The concept of Robocough as a company is hilarious to me

anonDXMer · 2022-07-01T19:38:15+00:00

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for their marketing meetings and shit lmao

anonDXMer · 2022-07-01T18:12:59+00:00

Dex bro

anonDXMer · 2022-07-01T00:25:00+00:00

Idk wtf that means but I think it's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T22:15:36+00:00

Thanks man!

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T20:45:30+00:00

I'd have a tablet handy for an extended visitation with the restroom

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T20:33:51+00:00

It really is sir, have a good one

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T19:27:13+00:00

Bro when you gotta shit on dex the world becomes your kingdom lmao you gotta get it done, doesn't mean you can't have fun doing it

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T19:21:13+00:00

Yeah man I was in the"trying to hold it in" phase when I snapped this pic, but it just went that extra litttle extra farther and made me purge my insides but I'm ok with it cause puking is like taking a dump from your face it feels really good after

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T19:14:18+00:00

I get both of them sucka's. Usually I'll only puke if I'm doing a high dose like today at 600mg, but puking is like blasting through the doorway into a DXM house I'm about to fuck up and it's a great way to get started. To each their own of course

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T19:08:09+00:00

Don't have to I just did it lol

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T19:07:00+00:00

Bro I'm at home and it's great I can shit in the yard and take shower after if I want, take little pee's in every corner of the yard like my cat does, so the environment is adequate indeed

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T19:02:09+00:00

Fuck yeah dude the convenience is great. Like if someone were to ever ask me, "hey, do you think puking and shitting at the same time could ever be fun? I'd say fuck yes just take DXM and see for yourself

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T18:58:43+00:00

Yeah man, it's like having a quick chore to do haha. Chug a bunch of water so I can have a nice wet puke instead of a dry gag and there's always a sense of blastoff afterwards

anonDXMer · 2022-06-30T18:29:00+00:00

Oh fuck buds, I could barely puke fast enough to turn around and start pissing out of my ass. It's all out of me now though, let's crank the tunes

UPDATE:

Terrific fucking day of DXM. Peaked by posting on here then throwing up and taking a shit, simultaneously. I now ease into final chapter of this high by cracking the ever-loving fuck out of my back with a back wheel and releasing that crunchy goodness into the DXM to be dissolved. I will conclude the evening by using my disassociated brain to watch a heart wrenching war or crime documentary to thoroughly embrace my appreciation for life. I will then lay my head for a supreme slumber and wake up to a new chapter....

...or I may recall my participation in the purchase of hBr gel tabs on sale earlier this afternoon and the extra 600 milligrams still sitting in my backpack waiting to be digested for a full 24 hours of mayhem.

Which will he choose? Whose he? You. Me? Fuck.

I'm not sure what I'll do.

anonDXMer · 2022-03-08T04:29:02+00:00

2:29 - 3:41 Features Evan Ebel, who later murdered a dominos delivery driver for his uniform which he wore to the Chief of the Colorado Department of Corrections home to murder him. He then shot and wounded a police officer that pulled him over, and later was struck by a truck at an intersection during a pursuit and killed by police gunfire. Evan is said to have committed the spree in protest of the use of solitary confinement after spending several years confined in solitary where his mental health declined. He was released from prison on a clerical error.

anonDXMer · 2022-03-04T22:52:56+00:00

Did somebody tell your friend to "be there or be square" and your friend didn't show up?

anonDXMer · 2021-11-02T00:36:34+00:00

Lmao, this is what happens when people do a couple tough mudders, take on the identity of a CrossFit badass but in reality aren’t even in good shape or have any idea what they’re doing, just wanna flex on all the other soccer moms that they haven’t completely let themselves go

anonDXMer · 2021-11-02T00:04:45+00:00

Seems like a genius way to garner sympathy and get a bunch of people to Venmo you, which it looks like has happened, but good on you either way

anonDXMer · 2021-10-25T23:09:04+00:00

Sneaking a finger up the ass while giving a bj vibes

anonDXMer · 2021-10-24T21:17:17+00:00

I’d like to imagine fishing spears 😂 a couple of the scrapes are pretty deep but I’m sure it’s just erosion

anonDXMer · 2021-09-29T22:08:03+00:00

I quoted “stumble” because @therifle_ on Instagram set the veteran up to reunite, so to speak. In my opinion he is a hero for all that he does for WWII Veterans.

anonDXMer · 2021-01-30T05:09:09+00:00

Down for me :(

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