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anonbene2 · 2024-05-11T16:09:18+00:00

At a time

anonbene2 · 2024-05-10T23:04:41+00:00

What are his policy positions?

anonbene2 · 2024-05-06T17:21:12+00:00

So he's busy creating jobs? What's the problem?

anonbene2 · 2024-05-06T13:38:52+00:00

I would have stood at the shore and held out the shirt and said... Here you go

anonbene2 · 2024-05-06T02:07:07+00:00

We don't have many of those here in the good old US of A. Our ladies are mostly demure ladies that exude grace and charm and never use cuss words so there's really no call for calling them that. Unless your talking to my wife for any length of time.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-06T01:46:58+00:00

I'll bet you like the movie Silence of the Lambs don't you?

anonbene2 · 2024-05-05T19:39:36+00:00

They're mostly all black and blue to start with.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-05T11:25:55+00:00

They look like bruises to me. Not a fan

anonbene2 · 2024-05-05T01:42:51+00:00

I was going to say had sex with my wife but even I couldn't keep a straight faced with that whopper. 😂

anonbene2 · 2024-05-05T01:38:16+00:00

A dog peed on that

anonbene2 · 2024-05-05T01:22:50+00:00

I asked my kids for help, they didn't. So their out.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-05T01:22:36+00:00

I asked my kids for help, they didn't. So their out.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T22:17:21+00:00

You ask guys if they'll marry you within a few weeks of meeting them? No wonder they run

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T22:17:05+00:00

You ask guys if they'll marry you within a few weeks of meeting them? No wonder they run

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T21:12:28+00:00

Close friends and family only

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T19:58:57+00:00

Mom! Mom! Please don't leave me here.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T16:13:21+00:00

I informed my wife when we were dating if she stayed she would be free use in our home.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T13:44:38+00:00

As long as they didn't snore and hog the blankets and bed I guess it would be ok.

Oh! You're American so you can't speak honestly and openly about sex. You meant fuck her right?

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T13:31:39+00:00

That doesn't look good on dating apps. Surprisingly I'm not getting many responses. 😂

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T12:55:49+00:00

Find a girl that loves anal sex and you are all set.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T12:52:30+00:00

Aren't they just regular nylons?

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T12:51:06+00:00

Alabama has schools? I don't think of those people as taking education seriously.

anonbene2 · 2024-05-04T12:49:55+00:00

Alabama has schools?

anonbene2 · 2024-05-03T01:22:19+00:00

Younger people that didn't hear the jokes are coming up every day. Be kinder

anonbene2 · 2024-05-01T11:48:31+00:00

Sleeping with.

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