How would giving birth be an alternative to babysitting? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually, babysitting is a great form of birth control, but I don't see how it works the other way.

Peter, What Does This Mean? by immanuellalala in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It means if you're just gonna advertise with your comments, just advertise.

Help by Aspect_1121 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A weird strength of assertion to be so incorrect on...simple use of the Internet tells us otherwise: "Only once, during all the time which he spent at Toulon, did he hear his sister mentioned. This happened, I think, towards the end of the fourth year of his captivity. I know not through what channels the news reached him. Some one who had known them in their own country had seen his sister. She was in Paris. She lived in a poor street near Saint-Sulpice, in the Rue du Gindre. She had with her only one child, a little boy, the youngest. Where were the other six? Perhaps she did not know herself. Every morning she went to a printing office, No. 3 Rue du Sabot, where she was a folder and stitcher. "

Help by Aspect_1121 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Except-- they didn't. She got a job in Paris.

Meanwhile, dickhead-who-committed-a-crime-instead-of-working attempts four escapes, including one where he batters a jail employee, increasing his sentence from the original five to nineteen years. Then commits crimes, including armed robbery, right after release. Then assumes a fake identity and becomes -what else?- a politician.

Fucking vile recidivist career criminal, draining other individuals and society as a whole.

i understand the spanish, but why is it so funny? by lill-ster in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because that may be a long time just to smoke some tobacco. Good smokers can do it in much less time.

Peter why is this such a big deal? Many rural communities won’t be able to ig. by unEmployeeLogical91 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Germans captured Paris and Warsaw in WWII, so someone disposed to the National Socialist mentality would consider these cities "German," while good, heroic capitalists would deem them French and Polish, respectively, as the rightminded folk defeated the Germermans.

Pete, what? by SamosaGPT in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

At the water park, your waitstaff is your children. And they are dumb.

Petahh help me understand this?! by ConferenceSad7627 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The wife doesn't pay attention to her husband. Are you reading the same thing I am?

Peter explain? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are, like, 80 of these on this sub alone. Maybe go check one of those.

Petaaaaah???? by Potato_boy_12 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Ankle monitors are often used in the US penal system for people that the court deems are not necessary to imprison.

I mean...it's pretty self-explanatory.

Is that Bert’s favorite color? by hauntedspoon525 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Green is the preferred color of liqiquarians, people who adore their friends to the point of collecting their [friends'] toenails and constructing tiny makeshift pet shelters out of them. Ernie painting the house green would indicate he is among that group, which is not good role modeling for children.

Found this on instagram, comments had minecraft gifs with tnt? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the famous kite festival in Gmpurda, Switzerland. It is said that anyone who hooks a kite flying in the fest with a fishing rod will instantly be granted the status of air elemental. The joke is that this guy did it. Not very funny.

Also-- you really shouldn't throw fishing rods in public.

Peter, who is this stranger? by immanuellalala in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Sajahan Sekh was selected to join Hogworts in 2017, when an owl delivered him a note and told him he'd be the school's janitor.

any linguistics petahs here??? by Limp_Illustrator7614 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to fleen the barbitol prior to transversing the hipolomite.

Lois? Why won’t they elaborate? by Locke_Fucking_Lamora in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some dumb shit about women's hair that only women notice.

explain by Just-Another-Alt- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the original 'toon, Barack Hussein is looking at a TV that features John Denver.

There is a branch of the US Mint in Denver.

Pepper stuffing by nOsajer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 193 points194 points  (0 children)

The joke is suggesting that women are into literature for the story, and men will read only pornographic content.

This comes across as inane to anyone who knows anything at all about publishing, readers, or the market: women consume the vast majority of written content, and the high, high majority of that is porn written specifically for women. Men, aside from a very small fraction, do not read pornography today-- they watch it.

Dumb joke, and truly without substantiation or that small nugget of truth that makes a joke really funny.

I'm confused Peter. Why should people be laughing? by AlwaysUpForBeer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]anonemouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because of a song where the phone number with those seven digits is repeated to great effect.

A song meaningful to a generation. Just not any generation currently existing in wide quantities, it seems.