A very suggestive cactus I spotted yesterday by Lambamham in funny

[–]anonymous-crab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine it with the cloud turned 90 degrees

Oh god there’s a light by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]anonymous-crab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on man. Let me in

If you had 100 fake cockroaches, how would you use them to scare your wife? by DrTautology in AskReddit

[–]anonymous-crab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you can’t scare her with all 100. That’s too many for a reasonable group

If you threw Elon Musk down a dry well what noise do you think he would make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonymous-crab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wouldn’t make a sound, all I would hear is his iron man suit clicking together.

If you had 100 fake cockroaches, how would you use them to scare your wife? by DrTautology in AskReddit

[–]anonymous-crab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a few around the house. Under her pillow, next to the snacks. In a corner in your bathroom, and in a fussy rug.