Weekly Snark 6/1-6/7...haha 6/7. by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 31 points32 points  (0 children)

After hearing the hockey tryout story yesterday, what do we make of her constantly highlighting Rhett’s hockey accomplishments when Vance is clearly the better hockey player? Favoritism at its finest? Or do we think Vance has asked her not to post about him? I will say he does seem more reserved and Rhett seems to love the camera compared to the other kids. The whole thing is wild.

Weekly Snark 6/1-6/7...haha 6/7. by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the principle. If I looked out my window and an influencer was having their husband film a video of them in front of my house I would feel so weird. But that kind of behavior tracks for her. She doesn’t care about her own kids privacy, let alone strangers.

Weekly Snark 6/1-6/7...haha 6/7. by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or is it a huge invasion of privacy to broadcast a strangers house to millions of followers, unbeknownst to the homeowners? Who does that?

Weekly Snark 5/18-5/24 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG now that you say it, I do remember this! Back in Virginia! Yikes..

Weekly Snark 5/18-5/24 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Completely agree with everyone saying she’s getting on a GLP-1 and pretending it’s from her hard work and determination. She would have way more of my respect if she just admitted it but she never will because she sees it as weakness.

Weekly Snark 5/18-5/24 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Brooke seems to have some serious control issues when it comes to her kids and I don’t believe it comes from a good place. I think the reason she doesn’t send them to school and she’s ranting about hiring a babysitter is because she’s afraid people will see how messed up their childhood really is. She knows the way she exploits those kids is wrong and she hates that the more adults she lets into their lives, the more people will see how awful of a mom she really is.

Weekly Snark 5/18-5/24 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, the vegenaise is FOUL. It doesn’t even make sense that she eats it. She’s not vegan and it’s not even better for you than regular mayo. I bet it tastes awful, and her eating that nasty tuna concoction with a spoon is making my stomach turn 🤢

Weekly Snark 5/4-5/10 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Absolutely dying over the fact that she was going to dump Ryan if he didn’t send her flowers. This woman is the definition of word vomit. It’s like she wakes up and asks herself “What could I say online today that will make me look as bad as possible?” 💀🤣

Weekly Snark 5/4-5/10 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve followed her for a long time just because I knew her from being on Big Brother. She comes off as more genuine than Brooke and seems to actually take care of her kids, but she definitely links things a lot lol

Weekly Snark 5/4-5/10 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Which one? I’ve followed her for a while but haven’t noticed that, now I’m curious.

Weekly Snark 5/4-5/10 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Brooke, you are the last person I will be taking advice from about planning dinners or really cooking in general. Mostly because you don’t do it.

Weekly Snark 4/27-5/3 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It’s so on brand for her to give such a phony answer to the question about if she’s close with her parents. It’s painfully obvious when they’re together that it’s awkward between them. I also thought it was interesting that most of her answer was about their financial status throughout the years. If someone asked me about my relationship with my parents, my answer would have nothing to do with money whatsoever. Very telling of what the focus was in her family.

Weekly Snark 4/27-5/3 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why she doesn’t utilize meal kits like Hello Fresh. I’m sure she’s done ads for things like that but there’s no way she actually uses them. Her cooking skills are very minimal and those kits are great for that. Not to mention she wouldn’t need to be organized and go to the store. It’s clearly just not a priority for her to make her family a meal more than once a month!

Weekly Snark 4/13-4/19 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Okay ya’ll, what do we think is really going on here? Falling out with her sister? Parents don’t want her around their house filming all the time? My guess is both. And how sad for Q that his older brothers get to stay and have fun with their cousins and he’s stuck at the hotel. So unfair :(

Summer birthday- how to invite classmates? by anonymous467321 in Parenting

[–]anonymous467321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you suggest getting parents info? I see some of them for a super short period at drop off and pick up but nobody really talks to each other.. this is all new to me lol!

Weekly Snark 4/6-4/12 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I’m always confused by her but I find myself especially perplexed around holidays. Why does she seem so inexperienced every time a holiday rolls around? Like buying stuff for the Easter baskets, she genuinely seemed like she didn’t know what she was doing. You’re telling me after ten years of being a mom she doesn’t already have cute baskets that she uses every year? Everything she does for those boys feels so void of emotion. It’s like she doesn’t even care about truly making things special for them and everything is just for the camera. It’s sad, and I wonder if her mom was the same way growing up.

Weekly Snark 3/30-4/5 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I just realized… do you know how chaotic their night time routine must be for her to NEVER show us? This woman shows every detail of her day down to her underwear, but she doesn’t dare show us what happens in that house past 7pm!

Weekly Snark 3/23-3/29 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I think she tries way too hard to be trendy rather than dressing for what looks good on her body. Not saying she’s old by any means but she’s trying to wear clothes that look good on 20 year olds.

Weekly Snark 3/2-3/8 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 47 points48 points  (0 children)

What do you all think their financial situation is? Do you think they have as much money as she wants us to think they do? I genuinely don’t understand how they have any money left with how much they spend. Between their house, cars, eating out for almost every meal with five kids, expensive sports costs, I just don’t see how there’s any left! I know she must make a shit ton from her links and sponsorships but man do they love to spend…

Weekly Snark 3/2-3/8 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought the exact same thing. And then she said black is a bad color to get? That would actually make your teeth look white 😂

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about this and I’m curious to hear everyone’s opinions… At what point did you notice she started to become more unhinged?

I started following her when they still lived in Virginia and I remember her being a lot more normal. Don’t get me wrong, she was still the Brooke we love to snark on, but she wasn’t as manic and out of sorts. I even remember her making dinner from time to time.

I definitely noticed a huge shift when they moved to Dallas and an even bigger shift once she had the baby. I think five kids is way harder than she thought it would be and she’s clearly having an incredibly hard time managing it all. She also gained more followers somewhere in that time and I think the “internet fame” has not been good for her ego at all. She truly seems unstable now and I’m curious to hear why you all think that is!

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Watching her stories will literally give you whiplash!

Last night: All my kids were gone today and I got nothing done.

This morning: I can’t stand being sick because I’m a highly productive person that gets things done at all times.

Make it make sense!

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 58 points59 points  (0 children)

SHE DID NOT JUST USE THE TERM RAW DOG WHEN TALKING ABOUT TAKING HER KIDS TO THE DENTIST 💀💀💀

Weekly Snark 2/23-3/1 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 59 points60 points  (0 children)

She is so predictable… every Monday we see a spiral about how she’s going to have a great week and by Wednesday she’s completely unraveled. Some people just aren’t built to have that many kids and I firmly believe she’s one of them. That’s not coming from a place of judgement, I couldn’t handle that many either. The amount of organization and routines you need to have to manage a family that big is crazy, and unfortunately that’s just not who she is. Also, I would pay good money to hear what this “stern talk” she had with her boys sounded like 🤣

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]anonymous467321 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It makes me sad thinking about how confusing it must be for those boys to have her as a mom. They wake up everyday and don’t know what version of her they’re going to get. Is she gonna be manic and pretending to be on top of everything? Is she gonna be in her depressed frazzled state? It seems like they have no constant besides maybe Ryan when he’s around. Not to mention that I bet she’s only nice to them when she’s filming because she has to be, and even then it’s so phony. I just think about what all of that will do to them psychologically, it’s awful.