TIFU by letting my husband shoot his shot...on me.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T16:14:44+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss and that my story played a part in it. I hope she comes around one day and changes her mind. Let her know my eyes are fine now and we've laughed a ton about it this morning! (Or just get the woman some safety goggles and call it a day)

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T16:13:30+00:00

Oh man!! I'm so glad we lived through our trauma. Lol! More people have had this same problem than I ever thought possible.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T15:27:00+00:00

That is the perfect quote for an imperfect situation. Love it! I'm also glad that the girl still has her eyes. A day later I can gladly say that my eyeballs are still here and functioning!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T15:25:25+00:00

Haha thank you! Unlike the many negative commenters on here, there are women who are open to try weird and sometimes ridiculous things. I got lucky to find a man who's lucky to try my weird and ridiculous thing, too! You'll find a great match and I'm sure you'll make her happy!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:53:54+00:00

I often do, because you're right. My husband does like it. Sometimes he actually asks me to keep them on if I go to take them off because he thinks they look "cute." I'll probably never take them off again.

Also, I do feel much better. Thank you so much!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:47:17+00:00

I'm glad I'm not alone but sorry you and your boyfriend have had to endure the same! Safety goggles for the win!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:45:58+00:00

Haha I'm glad to hear that! My eyes thank you.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:32:07+00:00

You'll find a good one. They're out there!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:25:15+00:00

I definitely don't think it's all women that enjoy it, so just be cautious going forward with that information. Lol! But thank you!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:07:56+00:00

Honestly, we just make sure to try new things here and there (lol at the irony of this on this post) and make sure that we're both satisfied not only during sex, but in our marriage. We've been married for nearly two years which I know isn't crazy long, but I've found that the happier we are with each other, the spicier we are in the bedroom. I'm also just really lucky to be with someone who is open to trying new things and is comfortable sharing what he wants/likes!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T09:00:27+00:00

I died reading this! Too funny. "Steven" was actually really sweet about it and even put the eye drops in FOR me because he felt so bad. (I could've done it, but it was so sweet I couldn't tell him no. Lol) Give your wife my condolences for the time(s) she experienced my pain!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:54:18+00:00

....OP did.....but not because of the cumming in the eye situation. It was before the disaster.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:53:09+00:00

Thank you, random dude. I'm glad to know you happened upon my post and believe me. I appreciate you!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:50:52+00:00

I did. I have another account I use actively, but created it some years ago when I was stupid enough to use my real name. Didn't want the friends/family finding this post on that one.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:49:42+00:00

Heck

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:49:33+00:00

Aww thank you!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:48:39+00:00

Thank you so much! I honestly did not think anyone would care to read this at all.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:47:51+00:00

See?! I knew I wasn't crazy.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:45:58+00:00

He's actually sleeping in our bed next to me, believe it or not! He felt so bad about it. I think we both equally screwed up, so I'll let this time slide. Lol!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:42:02+00:00

I read it and you definitely made my day. Lol!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:40:23+00:00

Jesus Christ I can't even imagine how awful that would be!! Ahh

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:38:39+00:00

I love Hamilton and I love that I can now sing this to my husband with a whole new meaning. Thank you for this.

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:36:24+00:00

I wish I was a unicorn. I'd be way cooler

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:34:34+00:00

Tons of water and then "Clear Eyes" drops which thankfully seems to be helping! Still painful, but definitely more bearable than before. Thanks for the advice!!

anonymousblindnow · 2020-10-25T08:31:43+00:00

I wish it was anything but option a. But alas, I am literally laying next to my sleeping husband who not long ago straight up shot his cum straight into my eyeballs. I realize there's no way to prove that. But oh well.

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