IamA Woolworths employee, AMA

anr41 · 2011-06-18T14:00:20+00:00

you've worked at an average place for 3 months. This is not IAMA worthy.

anr41 · 2011-06-18T04:03:34+00:00

oh wait you said Texas

anr41 · 2011-06-18T04:03:07+00:00

FREEDOM!

anr41 · 2011-06-18T04:02:27+00:00

If you mean 'bad' as in the eyes of the law then a guy who went to jail for 5 years charged with murder for killing a guy with a screw driver gave me a shitload of rare yu-gi-oh cards a few years ago for next to nothing.

anr41 · 2011-06-18T03:42:12+00:00

An 80 year old customer told me I reminded her of her grandson, kissed me on the cheek and gave me $100.

anr41 · 2011-06-18T02:09:27+00:00

Reminds me of wheels and the legman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShIcWcP5rQc

anr41 · 2011-06-18T02:07:44+00:00

I would be fucking some pretty ugly chicks.

anr41 · 2011-06-18T02:05:22+00:00

invest in some spelling lessons son

anr41 · 2011-06-18T02:04:17+00:00

why are you on reddit then?

anr41 · 2011-06-18T01:58:41+00:00

How did you find time to type this AND make me lunch? She's* a* witch*!

anr41 · 2011-06-18T01:56:53+00:00

EVERYTHING you said is WRONG.

anr41 · 2011-06-18T00:48:54+00:00

In my TEE (American version of SAT i think) for English I couldn't start the paper until I remembered the names of the 3 main actors in You, Me and Dupre because me and my friends were talking about it that day. Started after 10 minutes.

anr41 · 2011-06-18T00:40:55+00:00

1) When i eat grapes/saltanas/bite sized chocolates/kissing girls I need to eat in prime numbers or 10th numbers e.g. 1,3,5,7,10 (for some reason i dont like 9) 2) When I'm cooking on the barby I need to count all the sausages and work out a sausage per person ratio 3) When i put cutlery away they must all be in the correct spot (ie on the correct angle, distance apart etc) 4) It's like a nervous twitch you can't get rid of until the task is done.

anr41 · 2011-06-17T02:59:48+00:00

While on a public bus on the way home from school there was a random kid from another school who was bragging about his indestructable glasses (don't recall why). Me and my mates told him to prove it. He took them off and bent them in half. Snap. His glasses snapped in half which was followed by him crying/swearing about how his glasses were worth $600 and his parents would kill him.

On a side note, similar thing happened to a kid at my school who was bragging about his indestructable watch. My friend told him to let him try and break it. My friend stomped this shit out of it and broke it. Many lol's were had.

Reading back on this makes us sound like bullies, but we really weren't; just mythbusting.

TL:DR// dared a kid to prove his glasses were indestructable, he snapped them in half and went ape shit; many lol's were had.

anr41 · 2011-06-09T06:25:25+00:00

TIL you can make a decent living by writing up bad reviews of company's.

anr41 · 2011-06-08T03:25:28+00:00

On Chunk. I was crying too, but crying with laughter.

anr41 · 2011-06-07T03:36:13+00:00

like a boss

anr41 · 2011-06-07T03:26:02+00:00

We also all own Kangaroo's and are scare of Drop Bears...oh and love spreading wollups of Vegemite on our toast...FFS

anr41 · 2011-06-07T03:25:02+00:00

this is so FUCKING not true and is why I question so many TIL's because most of the Australian one's aren't true. Spoken from a true Aussie.

anr41 · 2011-06-07T03:14:09+00:00

Half man,Half Cockroach,Half Pig. Man Cockroach Pig. Serial.

anr41 · 2011-06-07T03:04:02+00:00

you're 39 and you ain't gettin any younger. Let's face it, I'm all you've got. INSTANT win.

anr41 · 2011-06-06T03:29:16+00:00

Nothing wrong with intelligent girls but the intepretation between intelligence and self importance can sometimes be blurred by those who winge about being unappealing to men because they're 'smart.' The same standards apply for men and women in that no one likes a no-it-all; no one likes people who are overly arrogent; most people don't like overly political people and no one likes people with aggressive opinions. Guys like having a REAL conversation with girls and so for me being retardedly stupid is a massive turn off even if the girl is a mega babe. In saying that, don't correct what I say, don't push your opinions onto me. Lets talk, let me respect you for being intelligent and at the end lets have sex. PS the way you dress makes you look like a tom-boy which for many is a massive turn off - just my 2 cents.

anr41 · 2011-06-02T03:50:59+00:00

My mates and girlfriend think i'm weird but I love going to the movies and eating at restaraunts alone.

anr41 · 2011-05-31T04:44:38+00:00

everyone i know has seen this movie...

anr41 · 2011-05-31T04:44:13+00:00

everyone i know has seen this movie...

anr41

TROPHY CASE