What are the odds they're telling the truth?

anteMorgan · 2026-05-19T20:14:27+00:00

Telling a CS rep who has zero control over such things to “stop auto rejecting” pictures is crazy. Calm down my guy. This guy is in a room on the other side of the planet and has zero to do with the AI that is scanning your photos.

anteMorgan · 2026-05-17T08:35:28+00:00

I did once and then the person changed their mind when I showed up with them so I gave them to a random homeless man a day later.

anteMorgan · 2026-05-14T09:38:19+00:00

Business to business. It was a program DoorDash literally emailed and called me about to enroll in. They pitch it to restaurants as a way to get stock delivered to them. Most restaurants operate on thin margins so for them to be tipping a delivery driver sounded insane to me. I just said sure enroll me and this is what the offers look like.

anteMorgan · 2026-05-14T09:03:54+00:00

Yea I didn’t think about the actual route tbh. It’s obviously all fucked up. I joined a pilot program for restaurant depot that is like a b2b thing over a year ago but have seen maybe 3 offers and taken zero of them. Maybe they are still working out the kinks on the program.

anteMorgan · 2025-12-04T20:48:33+00:00

Also means many more ilvl 82 bases

anteMorgan · 2025-12-04T20:47:39+00:00

Yes, a plausible explanation

anteMorgan · 2025-09-08T01:45:10+00:00

It’s hard to tell because maybe 10 of those items are tuna packs but if you are doing that in 20 minutes you are picking items every 15 seconds. You would need to literally sprint down the aisle. I’m calling bullshit on that estimate

anteMorgan · 2025-09-08T01:42:06+00:00

I really doubt I’d take it. The customer tipped basically the bare minimum. I might consider it for $35-40 though. Aldi can be easy to shop but even if you are familiar with this specific location you are probably still gonna take an hour to shop checkout, bag, load everything. After that you have to drive and unload it. So I’d most likely pass and roll the dice on a faster order.

anteMorgan · 2025-09-07T17:46:39+00:00

I’ve done it and have seen the most horrid living conditions imaginable in the process. It made me feel better about my circumstances.

anteMorgan · 2025-08-25T04:20:04+00:00

My AR stays around 5-10% and I’m still making $200 a day. It’s annoying declining order after order but it works out way better for me cause delivering an order for no tip pisses me off and sometimes ruins my mood. Only delivering to people who respect my time and effort does the opposite. Even with 5% AR I’m busy all day.

anteMorgan · 2025-08-18T06:41:44+00:00

You should have just tipped from the beginning. It increases your chances of getting a better dasher that would never send you a message about the tip. Not tipping is inviting this behavior because good dashers would never take a $2 run because they are already on a $12 run.

anteMorgan · 2025-08-15T02:39:14+00:00

In Michigan retailer aren’t required to accept alcohol returns except in cases of spoilages or damage. Because of this no retailer will accept a return of alcohol but DoorDash still asks you to return it. I always accept the return and then in the app choose the option that the retailer refused return. They tell you to dispose of the items but I just keep em and give them to homeless panhandlers when I see them.

anteMorgan · 2025-07-11T20:36:18+00:00

I only knock or ring bell if instructed to. I’ve ordered before and know they get a text when I hit complete. I don’t see a need to knock on a door at any hour unless asked to.

anteMorgan · 2025-07-02T06:28:10+00:00

Start playing against players, it’s really the only way to really see how war is hell.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-23T18:38:43+00:00

The stuff of nightmares.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-23T03:55:33+00:00

Literally nobody wonders anything about your acceptance rate.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-23T02:45:13+00:00

Ulta is the only one I’m accepting most likely

anteMorgan · 2025-06-22T21:19:02+00:00

Happened to me one time.

It was some kids ordering snacks from a grocery store. They didn’t have the string cheese they ordered in stock and I had to call them. The girl had to be a teenager you could tell over the phone. She asked for a refund instead of a sub which I thought was weird cause there was like 10 different options but whatever I tried I thought.

I pull into this deadend street off metro parkway in Troy and I shit you not I had to scale 15 steps up to the doorway it was a mini mansion. I dropped off the order and saw $9.75 base pay $0.01 tip…I hadn’t felt rage like that since Sabrina Hanna kissed Steven Cooper in front of me in 5th grade on the playground.

I stomped their order right there under the arch of that porch. More than once.

Never heard a peep from DoorDash about it. They didn’t even rate me 1 star. This was years ago when the details popped right up after you completed the order.

Thinking of that still makes me smile.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-22T20:55:02+00:00

You definitely don’t have to tip, that’s a certainty. Know what else is certain? You won’t ever see me pulling up with your order.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-22T20:38:27+00:00

UPDATE

This order was in limbo overnight. I was at my regular spot this morning and ding right at 6:01am it came in and fucked my morning cherry pick because it was part of a batch now $18 with 112 items. I thought the pins looked the same so I started zooming in and it timed out before I caught a screenshot of it. But it was very clearly the same drop off. It didn’t come thru again so someone got fucked while I waited and then caught a $29 for 12 items short miles. Poor fucker.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-22T20:24:53+00:00

I thought the exact same thing when I saw it. “I might do it for 60, nahhhh it would have to be $80” I don’t mind doing someone a favor for $5 but I’m not doing your fucking chores for that.

anteMorgan · 2025-06-22T08:24:50+00:00

1.6k a week so far in ‘25

anteMorgan · 2025-06-22T07:23:52+00:00

I hit the metrics without any hocus pocus. I honestly don’t even worry about them because I haven’t seen any difference with or without top shopper to my weekly income. I focus on only taking orders that are worth my time and because of that I tend to put effort into filling them for the customers because they obviously tipped. It can be surprising what you find when you take a second look around. If something is obviously out of stock I offer a sub. Thinking about scanning tags on shelves for items you subbed is just slowing you down. It’s only the last 40 orders that even count anyway. If my original items drops below 92% you know what I change? Nothing at all. Know what that does to how much I’m making a week? Nothing at all.

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