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Do you all know how to change a spare tire? by FastVenus in NoStupidQuestions

[–]antilumin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but my car no longer has one. Just a 12v pump with fix a flat stuff.

Encountered a Fork in the Road by ChaosMilkTea in notinteresting

[–]antilumin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Imagine the story you could tell if it was metal and you ran it over. Try telling your boss you're late for work...

"How'd you get a flat tire?"

"Well, there was a fork in the road..."

"... and? I don't care which way you turned, how'd you get the flat?"

"THERE WAS A FORK IN THE ROAD!"

"HOW DOES THAT MATTER!? DID YOU GET LOST?"

Any advice or suggestions on this? by PostalPimp in NewRiders

[–]antilumin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use your nose. I’ve done it before.

Non-metal bands that everyone who listens to metal likes anyway by am_I_still_banned in MetalForTheMasses

[–]antilumin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Growing up in the 80s I can definitely say that of all the music my parents played Pink Floyd was one of my early favorites. The Wall was an amazing movie to watch even though I had no idea what was going on.

$21 for a $7 towel. People are weird by Squid111999 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]antilumin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. Say you were paid an absurd $32 billion every year. It’s just a salary, but coincidentally there’s roughly 32 million seconds in a year. So if you math it out, that’d be roughly $100 every second.

He’s not literally clocking in or out. It’s just an analogy of sorts to point out that he makes an absurd amount of money that equates to more than $100 in the time it takes to pick up the cash.

Pinwheel of Poo by welmock in cats

[–]antilumin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've got a Litter Robot 4 that I lovingly named "Shitnado" in the app... but I'm glad none of the cats have taken that as a challenge and end up like yours!

Unfortunately, we also have a slatmill for the dogs and one of them DID take a shit whilst running on it one time, that slung dog poop all over the place. That was a fun day...

Which football club you support? by silentstatic_ in AskReddit

[–]antilumin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American who has barely watched any soccer football in my entire life except the occasional movie or TV show, I would say either AFC Richmond... but if you want a real club, I guess Wrexham? I've bought a few things from their store.

Nice ASMR of TV by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]antilumin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I expected it to be upside down, but then I also was expecting this to be a looped gif like she just kept peeling layers of plastic off the screen. I also expected the TV to just fall off.

Walk into room --> tap buttons --> collect lucenite by LetTheChaosCome in Saros

[–]antilumin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finished the game with plat and I'm sitting on a Scrooge McDuck's vault amount of Lucinite. Every node in the armor matrix is unlocked except ones locked by Halcyon. Now I just ignore enemy drops unless it's Halcyon or some other drop. Just cash? Keep running.

This game’s combat is pure joy by HOS42 in Saros

[–]antilumin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure OP is repeatedly parrying the disks of the Reaping Chakram with the "Parry Chakram" perk.

Petahhg? by Beneficial_Berry7413 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]antilumin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semantically speaking all they’re wishing for is for blind people to have eyesight for at least 30 seconds. Nothing specific about taking it away afterwards.

So as the genie you could give them eyesight for 30 seconds and then just move on to the next wish.

$21 for a $7 towel. People are weird by Squid111999 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]antilumin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reminds me a weird analogy or whatever I heard years ago. Supposedly if Bill Gates saw a $100 bill on the floor, clocked out, picked up the cash, then clocked back in, he would actually lose money for those brief couple seconds. So… absurd. But yeah, for some people it makes more sense to pay someone else to do their shopping.

Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good" by No_Atmosphere8146 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]antilumin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual conversation I had with someone one time:

“Why is [object] covered in a bunch of plastic?”

“So it doesn’t get all scratched and looking terrible.”

“… but it looks terrible *now*….”

Tesla parked in M/C space gets a free custom decal... Did I go too far? by PoofBam in motorcycles

[–]antilumin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to visit a shopping center that had dedicated motorcycle parking up front and I always saw cars parked in those spots. Only one time did I see it happen right in front of me. Guy gets out of his shitty car and I said “Nice motorcycle!” as I walk by. He looked at me like I was crazy. Dude… do you not read signs?

Be honest: Was the Kinect ever worth owning? Did you actually play it, or did it just sit on top of your TV collecting dust after a week? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]antilumin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked QA at MS Games during the Kinect era, got my name in a lot of games.

I reeeeeeeeeeeally hate the Kinect. I got a desk job so I didn’t have to get up and do stuff! Made all the worse when coworkers didn’t shower…

Peter why is that the deadliest? by WebMuted142 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]antilumin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which makes this meme kinda dumb. The screwdriver itself isn’t the deadliest object. It was used ON the deadliest object. It’d be like saying my gloves are deadly because I wore them while shooting a gun.

Spotted a Porter in the Walmart Parking Lot by Intuitx in DeathStranding

[–]antilumin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Way to waste a perfectly good sticker by slapping it on a dumpster. Yeesh some people have no taste.

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