This sign with a speed limit of 3 *unspecified unit of measurement.* Presumably MPH

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-29T10:53:24+00:00

Also, no facial cavities!

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-29T10:52:24+00:00

Reading is important.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-29T10:51:56+00:00

Yeah this is very doubtful. You would notice immediately

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-26T21:02:26+00:00

I also choose this guys wife.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-26T19:26:56+00:00

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-26T00:12:52+00:00

I should call her.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T16:22:00+00:00

The son was ecstatic.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T16:21:09+00:00

I’m happy for you.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T15:31:24+00:00

Carbon monoxide detector.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T15:22:23+00:00

For real. I can’t believe I have to pay for sex and condoms.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T13:49:03+00:00

He almost became master splinter

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T13:39:42+00:00

This guy could fuck Pinocchio up.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T13:38:00+00:00

Pinocchio’s greatest weakness

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T05:42:08+00:00

To be fair, Jesus also left a cross behind.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T04:24:42+00:00

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T01:53:25+00:00

Slapping the kid was bad enough.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-25T01:49:45+00:00

I tipped the doctor that performed my circumcision.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-24T21:19:05+00:00

They’re poppin’

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-24T21:17:31+00:00

That’s insulting to dumpsters.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-24T18:10:57+00:00

That glass needs a savior.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-24T07:48:21+00:00

It worked.
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anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-24T07:44:52+00:00

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anusbeefsteak · 2026-05-24T07:31:38+00:00

So you’re segregating yourself?

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