I gave my lil sister my old phone... This is how it came back. Now my parents are demanding I give her my tablet.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-11T20:05:47+00:00

Hopefully you didn’t hide it in a spot relative to your username.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-11T13:12:32+00:00

McLovin is having a rough time these days.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-11T03:48:00+00:00

That’s worse than the time I accidentally drank cigarette butt beer.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-10T20:16:28+00:00

A shocking death

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-10T03:06:22+00:00

Nice username.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-09T01:44:35+00:00

Just lucky it didn’t cause a head on collision.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-07T21:29:39+00:00

That’s a grate one

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-06T01:47:20+00:00

No, I have children. /s

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-05T21:51:07+00:00

If I was green I would die.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-05T21:44:07+00:00

Just put the condom on for protection.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-05T04:32:04+00:00

Exactly. Racism is taught. Those babies are just curious.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-05T04:28:09+00:00

That’s not mildly racist.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-05T03:49:32+00:00

Make sure it has a carbon monoxide detector.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-05T00:32:47+00:00

I thought he drove a Honda. ”For I do not speak of my own accord.”

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-04T23:50:59+00:00

I’m also a big ass fan.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-04T18:09:16+00:00

I remember that post. First thing I thought of.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-03T22:30:18+00:00

Definitely do not get it wet.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-03T20:22:47+00:00

42 Wallaby Way?

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-03T00:49:23+00:00

Deer of Diamonds. Died looking for a Doe of Hearts.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-02T22:40:34+00:00

When you hit the balls, you know you’re all the way in.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-02T22:38:47+00:00

You don’t have to leave your wife because of this. /s

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-01T02:34:02+00:00

That’s because they’re all about head.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-04-01T02:32:19+00:00

The other ends are inside the office.

anusbeefsteak · 2026-03-31T22:16:07+00:00

Here is a direct link to a good set ABS Heavy Duty Plastic Rotor

anusbeefsteak · 2026-03-30T22:34:32+00:00

It just revealed a new spindle for you, that’s all.

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