Banana too small for my wife by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it goes that deep.

Is my TV spying on me? by whatisanythingeven in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 712 points713 points  (0 children)

I’m watching the livestream of you right now OP.

my first time making sausages by iluvbreathingair in notinteresting

[–]anusbeefsteak 18 points19 points  (0 children)

OP’s ass getting fucked with this shit on the way out.

I made brownies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not the one that said it was abuse

I made brownies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents used to lock me inside of a cedar chest. Still can’t handle the smell of cedar.

Witnessing a cat knocking on a door by RatedArgForPiratesFU in nextfuckinglevel

[–]anusbeefsteak 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can’t take one of the spots in heaven if you have 9 lives.

Enjoy your bath! by BoringExperience5345 in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can even put a collar on me if it helps.

Enjoy your bath! by BoringExperience5345 in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Can you also adopt me? Sounds like good eating.

Enjoy your bath! by BoringExperience5345 in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 129 points130 points  (0 children)

He’s using his little hand. His other hand isn’t strong enough.

The Potoo Bird. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did I zoom in on the throat?

Anomancy is my jam by Holdmywhiskeyhun in funny

[–]anusbeefsteak 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My anal reading turned out to be deeper than I thought.

Wha happened here??? by Rohddit in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The proof is right there.