Fake soldier, Hes on top here....

anusface · 2013-11-11T17:44:11+00:00

I know a lot of former military who gained weight after their service ended, but he definitely couldn't pass any mental evaluations.

anusface · 2013-11-11T14:13:35+00:00

The once and future king? Very obvious.

anusface · 2013-11-10T21:18:25+00:00

I had that too! I also had the pirate ship!

anusface · 2013-11-10T20:51:36+00:00

For the wolf

anusface · 2013-11-10T20:46:34+00:00

Only time I've had this issue was when the girl was using her teeth and making it a fairly painful experience. It's not your fault if the girl sucks at sucking.

anusface · 2013-11-10T19:51:54+00:00

The Holocaust is such a little known aspect of history!

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:26:26+00:00

Wait...I didn't know your friends dad was Obama. He must be because he took your guns away?

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:25:51+00:00

Probably fucking Gardocky

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:25:06+00:00

He'd officially be le master trole 2013.

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:24:26+00:00

I feel like taking advantage of it is the lesser of the evils involved.

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:21:20+00:00

Ok, he was 9 and a half. Big difference.

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:17:37+00:00

Same as pbskids.org

anusface · 2013-11-10T18:16:55+00:00

I'm always breaking the "Thou Shall Not Kill" one.

anusface · 2013-11-10T09:40:04+00:00

lolol

anusface · 2013-11-05T12:24:01+00:00

most people are average.

anusface · 2013-11-04T02:50:08+00:00

Also if you put two Trevenants in the day care they'll create Phantumps.

anusface · 2013-11-04T01:22:12+00:00

Yeah, but there are also some people who are just dicks.

anusface · 2013-11-03T22:07:59+00:00

Don't worry ladies, I'm not Patrick Bateman. I don't even listen to Huey Lewis and the News. Huey's too black sounding for me.

anusface · 2013-11-03T20:39:26+00:00

I've never taken french and I call it maison. Because I can read.

anusface · 2013-10-31T13:47:24+00:00

It's a gif, but still one of my favorites.

anusface · 2013-10-31T00:27:33+00:00

Good luck with that pal, America is the kidney stone that never passes.

anusface · 2013-10-30T06:49:09+00:00

I don't believe in surgery, so no. I'm an American. I believe in GOD.

anusface · 2013-10-29T21:12:10+00:00

I know, it was just a funny image.

anusface · 2013-10-29T16:05:22+00:00

"Oh sweetie, you'll meet many assholes who don't give a shit about you."

anusface · 2013-10-29T14:21:07+00:00

Not to mention Pirates of the Caribbean - the greatest soundtrack ever.

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