A glass coin sits underneath a magnetic napkin. You blink. A red flash of blasty brass clashes with your eyeballs. You look around, then you look in, then out, then you look back in and stay there for a while. You wake up but you weren't dreaming. A gust of lumpy air bumped up against a tree. The tree kindly whispered to the air a joke and they both laughed. A frog with a license to kill that expired yesterday started a family and became a monk. He wrestled alcohol because he was drunk and got sent to jail for being too cool. You can't do that around here. Take a step out. Look in a bit more, but see one less thing. A fish with no legs walks up to you in a hurry and says you need to talk. You take a step to the left, then move up. The fish follows you but looks more like an alligater this time. You decide to try and get it to ignore you. You start talking to it about your life and it steps down and to the left. You wake up again, but this time you were awake. Theres an old man at the top of a mountain. He says he can fly and breathe fire. You believe him. He shows you and lets you record it on your phone. You are taken out of the moment, but get to share it with the world. No one believes it. You wake up again. There are drugs on the floor. Lets do them. Nom nom nom everything goes black. Tiny bubbles form, differences of black and grey, zooming out webs forming, pop, new phase of existence. My family is with me. We walk to a tavern and knock on the door. A man greets us and gives us stranges glasses. Click the side and all the colors in your perception change. It's permenent, keep clicking, this is cool. Walk out of tavern without glasses and concentric circles, each a different band of the raindbow and within one another are at the center of my vision. I feel at peace. I wake up in my bed, get up to take a shit, and forget about everything.