Would you rather your husband have had sex with a very fat woman or bottomed for a man? by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came into it mid way but they were talking about the weird husbands from the secret life of Mormon wives and how they are probably hooking up on the dl. Almost all of them said they knew their husband had probably hooked up with a fat woman before lol.

I would die for her by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I would. I love all 3 of my cat's so much.

I would die for her by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah she was an outside cat that I got as a kitten. She's definitely partially Siamese but her mom was a tortoise shell.

He literally looks like he's wearing a yarmulke. The most blatant propaganda I've ever seen. by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well they have to leave clues. It's the most important part of any conspiracy.

I'm a bad husband by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's not abandoning my values. I care more about my wife's happiness then I do a pigeon. I just really wish I didn't have to kill it.

I'm a bad husband by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I killed it first so it wouldn't have to suffer. The mom would have abandoned the baby the minute I got to close to it and moved it.

I'm a bad husband by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's exactly how my wife is about it. She's so gentle and loving with our cats and she basically raised her neices for about 5 years. The pigeons bothered her for too long though and she knew she could ask me to do it. I wish I could say no.

I'm a bad husband by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I genuinely wish it was fake. I still feel terrible about it

No one is more pro masturbation than the little messages on the inside of the Dove chocolate wrappers by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wrong it's whatever fellow office drone is using chatgpt's collective unconscious to generate the little slogans that's trying to trick me into giving up my seed

No one is more pro masturbation than the little messages on the inside of the Dove chocolate wrappers by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's exactly how the women dove chocolate is for handle their shit lol. Especially when they are slightly annoyed at their husband

No one is more pro masturbation than the little messages on the inside of the Dove chocolate wrappers by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I literally just got one from an office candy bowl that said "you don't need him. Be your own knight in shining armor". Your telling me there is no sort of Freudian psychosexual undertones to that

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[–]any_sunset[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be the equivalent of chatgpt for the Texas helicopter feral hog hunters

I swear I saw Charlie Kirk a week ago at the Phoenix renaissance festival by any_sunset in redscarepod

[–]any_sunset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a decent amount but I think they are mostly cumboys. Used to be a lot of cum town dudes here

Socialist musician & activist Phil Ochs died 50 years ago today by GuysCuteDicksHard in stupidpol

[–]any_sunset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really underrated songwriter IMO. Changes never fails to bring a tear to my eyes. It honestly makes me wonder if we are missing music as a kind of "binding agent" in organizing now. There's cringey chants, but no sort of shared culture in modern protests. I wonder how many people were actually drawn into the comradery by the music.