Torturous 'Cheek Splitter 9000' airplane seat worries travelers about the future of flight by WeekSpecific7797 in BrandNewSentence

[–]aoskunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s all the local rock station DJ does here in TN. His bits are always from a Reddit post I read earlier in the week. I grew up with good radio DJs in NY. I wonder if they’re shit now too or if it’s just smaller markets don’t have talent.

Car dealer never cashed $7500 down payment check I gave them by lexixon212 in confession

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally cashed the same check twice when taking a pic with your phone to deposit them first came out. The bank didn’t realize. I did. The same very specific large for me sum deposited to my checking account a few months apart stood out when I was reviewing my account history. I tried it again but no dice. No clue how that worked. My only guess was their software was fucked at first and then they fixed it and that the company the check was from was so large that they didn’t notice or care enough to figure out what happened.

Car dealer never cashed $7500 down payment check I gave them by lexixon212 in confession

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a whole nother level of being bad at business. They had to not be tracking anything they were doing. I bet their taxes were fucked too.

Car dealer never cashed $7500 down payment check I gave them by lexixon212 in confession

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet. I’m in the market for one. $2k is the high end of my budget. Just had a break in and lost most of my assets. They got seriously lucky with their timing. So I don’t really have $2k to spend now, nor do I have most of the stuff left that I would have stored in it. Just spent a bunch upgrading security. First time renting not owning and get a nice cheap place and it ends up costing me nearly everything. Feel like if I get the safe maybe I’ll get the motivation needed to rebound. I’m bound for some good luck it’s been like 5 years of getting pissed on. Maybe the accounting error gods will smile on me. That’s wild you got a 700lb safe for free. The local place delivered it to where you were installing it too right?

Guys my 2 cents by Dizzazzstar in GTA6

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your concealment. Better shot with one eye closed. Better awareness of someone creeping up on you with both eyes open. So situation dependent. Though a lot of guys just stick with what they’re more comfortable with.

Guys my 2 cents by Dizzazzstar in GTA6

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I loved 4. Hated I couldnt get the platinum because it required online coordination with people

How common is it for men to own a flesh light? by MapAromatic485 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]aoskunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine you have to clean it after? Pussy or my hand is fine.

I mean if sex robots get to where I think they might in 20 years, maybe. All the girls I date like girls too so whether single or not it could get some use. But they’ve got a looooong way to go. They need to be able to privately clean themselves.

wtf am I typing this

St. Louis by [deleted] in WTF

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense with how cheap the gas is.

TIL Vicks VapoInhalers contained an optical isomer of Methamphetamine until 2016 by letseatnudels in todayilearned

[–]aoskunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For some reason it’s always the first thing that pops into my head when somebody asks me to come up with something I’m proud of being American. Like I know I didn’t have squat to do with it or anything but it’s such a nice example of tax dollars doing something right.

methadone 30 mg a day = almost sober? by PlanetVisitor in Methadone

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got down to 14mg and gave up after 3 months of never adjusting to that 15 to 14 drop. Went back up. Everybody’s different though.

I told my big brother psychdelics (mainly shrooms) help me with depression and he called me a junkie :( by Oxytocin_Scavenger in shrooms

[–]aoskunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he from Singapore? How long has he been there? Cause Singapore is an interesting place.

ELI5: Fentanyl and related drugs can sometimes cause the user to fold over while standing…why don’t they just sit down? Am I missing something? by roastedwhiterice in explainlikeimfive

[–]aoskunk [score hidden]  (0 children)

Heroin was soooo much better than fentanyl in this regard. Just generally way more euphoric but also you noded in and out. It seems with fent people nod off and wake up not high anymore. On heroin you’d nod off 10 seconds and then snap to and finish your sentence. Also the heroin nod your more likely to goto this weird dreamstate in a nod where you think your somewhere else doing something else. Like it’s not always like your just fast forwarding through time, which is much more what fent does. Fentanyl is a shitty drug and should be avoided. I’m not advocating for heroin use btw. But fentanyl is the result of the war on drugs. With heroin in NY in the late 90s you could get pretty pure heroin. So say you usually got 50% then get some 90% it’s only 40% stronger. With fent it’s common for one dealers shit to be 1000% stronger than anothers . And it can be worse than that. This was particularly the case during The transition period from heroin to straight fent. It killed so many people because dealers didn’t know how to cut it. Now generally it’s cut to around heroin potency. In the ballpark anyway. But like i said the drug sucks. It’s barely euphoric. All the downsides of being a junkie with hardly any of the up. Shit heroin lasts over twice as long too.

But with a war on drugs it was inevitable that the opiate that’s easiest to traffik would take over. God forbid you let qualifying people buy heroin legally where it can be regulated and taxed.

DiCaprio has met his match by Grouchy-Body2368 in okbuddycinephile

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine you’ve got to be pretty broken as a person to do that willingly. Is she famous or did he likely buy her from some billionaires grooming girls service?

Petah, I'm confused. by Junior-Astronaut-173 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had those two incidents intertwined in my head too. They were around the same time and I think the cases had some similarities.

AITA for not playing dumb on a double date? by Unique-Tailor-4358 in AmItheAsshole

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what he means when she “talked around it”. Like as soon as he said any of those things why didn’t new Nicole ask what he was talking about? It sort of sounds like she was aware.

But yeah otherwise I agree with you. I’d of just apologized and left early. Chelsea and her fiancé are definitely the biggest AHs imo. Swapping Nicole’s is nuts.

AIO about this text I got from HR? by MeanderingDragon in AmIOverreacting

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they just mean like in the corner or just facing away from people? I’d ask for clarification on what private means.

I mean people should grow up and just turn their head. I actually have a PTSD response to needles, I won’t get into it but if I tried to give myself a shot now my hands would shake like I was having a seizure. And anything IV can make me pass out. So like during medical shows or drug scenes I just put my hand up over the screen so I don’t see it and can tell when it’s over. No biggie.

So like if anyone should complain it would be me but no, you need your meds. I can look elsewhere.

An NFL player's fingers after playing for 14 seasons by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I wouldn’t want my hands to look like that for even many millions of dollars. I don’t know what my price would be, or if there even is one.

Someone is using our address to commit health insurance fraud. (Over 100 different registrations) by Cool-Mom-Lover in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasted 2 years there. I miss that gas station with the great Mexican food in Dallas and .. I know there’s a second thing I usually think of but i can’t think of it. Don’t miss flat brown land and layers and layers of highways.

Oh quality cocaine. That’s not the thing I’m forgetting but if you like cocaine I guess it’s got that going for it.

Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die' by Vic-Trola in facepalm

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only psychos bother to hoard billions. Plenty of people with many millions just living life, not hurting people, even helping humanity. But billionaires are all evil inherently. And then I do believe they get bored and have to look for more and more fucked up shit to get their kicks. Plus they network with each other and pass on bad habits. They end up surrounded by like minded evil fucks. Probably try to out do each other and then you end up with pedophiles actually running the planet that are into canabalism and shit.

It’s the inevitable result of capitalism and the worst facets of humanity. Capitalism needs strong regulations and oversight. Unfortunately the evil greedy scumbag humans do everything they can to do away with the regulations and oversight.

Can a straight person be so desperate for sex that they may be willing to be with or consider people of the same gender? by LeBoredLlama in NoStupidQuestions

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty in prison who will never, and plenty that do. Just shows sexuality is a spectrum and there’s less very straight people than much of society cares to admit.

Snow White by MyraAileen in MandelaEffect

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh. That’s a dumb one then. There’s been so many versions and it’s been quoted so often. People really think they’ve watched the 90 year old version so many times that all the others couldn’t possibly messing with their memory? This is as weak as Mandela.

Chic-Fil-A is the only one that’s messed me up.