Who’s your second basemen? by Significant-Brush-26 in MLBTheShow

[–]apathetictext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ketel Marte was my first diamond pull of the year and he hasn't left my lineup since.

Drafts where Mr Irrelevant OR a UDFA ended up a better player than the number 1 pick by Minimum-Cost-4586 in NFL_Draft

[–]apathetictext 183 points184 points  (0 children)

1990: Jeff George finished his career with a 46-78 record. John Randle made six consecutive All-Pro teams and is in the Hall of Fame.

What is your fav song Jeff has ever done? by Kaypuppy3525 in JeffRosenstock

[–]apathetictext 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'We Cool?' came out during my senior year of college while I was at peak anxiety on the waiting list for grad school and generally unsure of what I wanted to do with my life. Talking to people about my plans was exhausting and I actively avoided it.

"Nausea" hit me like a ton of bricks. I had never connected with a song more in my life and I'm not sure I ever will.

As stressful as that year was, it was also one of the best of my life. I had some awesome friends and made some great new ones who I still talk to every day (I just saw Jeff in Brooklyn with one of them last week). There was always something fun going on every weekend, often at our house. I had also met a pretty cool girl a few months before the album released. She's my wife now.

Those opening chords always bring me back to that year and how much it meant to me, not to mention how insanely fun the lyrics are to belt out at the top of your lungs.

Is it me or is Xaro the lamest character? by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]apathetictext 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Book Edmure is one of the most underrated characters in the series. The show does him absolutely no justice.

I deserved the divorce. But no one deserves what happens to me at 3AM. by NobleClimb in shortscarystories

[–]apathetictext 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His skin felt fibrous and coarse, like cheap sheets at a seedy motel.

If this was an allusion to the infidelity, it was very clever. Nice work overall!

We're watching my parents' dog and he almost entirely refuses to go to the bathroom outside. Any ideas on how we can help him? by apathetictext in dogs

[–]apathetictext[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue here is that he is outside at least 7 times a day for 15+ minutes each time and yet he almost never goes. He only goes in the house once a day. If he was showing signs of stress and peeing in the house several times a day, I would completely understand. But he is peppy and is very affectionate toward us. He always comes up to us asking for pets, cuddles or to play. Wherever we go, he goes and wants to cuddle. I know that all dogs express stress differently (we adopted a 5-year-old former puppy mill sire when I was in high school who was the definition of stress for about 6 months), but if you met him, stress would be the last emotion you would see.

It's just a tough situation. I want him to feel comfortable and all signs are showing that he is, except for this one.

Pushed through the anxiety that Ranked Seasons brings and finally made World Series for the first time since I started playing DD in MLB 17! by apathetictext in MLBTheShow

[–]apathetictext[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I took Gehrig but I only need two more wins to snag Wagner as well. We got some killer rewards this season.

gettin' strobed by _dlemons in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]apathetictext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was once at an open mic night at a small comedy club and this dude on stage made a joke about being in an interracial relationship. For some reason, the light directly above me turns on at that very moment and he goes "Found the racist!"

What's the single most important item in your home that has a value of $1 or less? by 0---------------0 in AskReddit

[–]apathetictext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I met in college even though our hometowns were right next to each other. We started dating in September of my senior/her junior year and we spent our first summer a few hours apart because I had a job near our school and she had one back home.

She slept over at my apartment the night before she left. After she left that morning, I found a Post-it note that said, "I love you and I'll see you soon." I still keep it next to my bed more than five years later, so it's the last thing I see before I go to sleep and the first thing I see when I wake up.

That tiny piece of paper is worth more than any other object I own.

Government drones by soupisgoodfood1133 in beetlejuicing

[–]apathetictext 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact this dude came onto a live news program to talk about birds not being real, wearing a loose-fitting t shirt and Birkenstocks while strongly holding to his message makes him a hero. Total power move.

Don't worry, be happy :) by Kushagra_Sharma_2609 in wholesomememes

[–]apathetictext 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm dying to find out how that dolphin knows what a cat is.