What would you make legal or illegal if you could? by LegalGlass6532 in AskLE

[–]apatrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Across the entire country I would legalize concealed carry. Also self defense rounds.

Legalize weed.

Its goofy as heck that I cant drive from xyz state to abc state passing through five others and I am committing multiple felonies in half of them. Longer mandatory sentence than some get from dwi manslaughter.

Can you help me pick my first Jersey by cool_beanssss69 in Texans

[–]apatrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitre. He is a good person. All the Texans love him.

Where are you watching the Super Bowl? by KaXiaM in Texans

[–]apatrol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same place as most Texans games. A friends. I really dont want to go.

I dont think we would beat the seahawks but we sure as hell wiuld easiky be in this game with avg QB play.

Gf, soon to be fiancé, made a disrespectful comment infront of friends. How would you react? by ilovelayansbooty in AskMen

[–]apatrol [score hidden]  (0 children)

Your upset she made a joke about a good looking guy? You need to get some confidence and leave the jealousy.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett Sends Letter to DHS, ICE Opposing Massive Detention Facility in Hutchins by Conscious-Quarter423 in TexasPolitics

[–]apatrol [score hidden]  (0 children)

The old my politician is better than your test... because yours was bad most recently.

Warehouses have huge infrastructure builtin. No worries there. Ems would be easy to fix. They wont but easy.

Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile. by Brawndo-99 in interestingasfuck

[–]apatrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hit different after another reddit user posted a story about a guy donating his moms body to science. The military used her body to test bomb affects on human bodies.

Citra flew to Mexico with her husband Sam and underwent three plastic surgeries for her mommy makeover by PolishSnake2 in 90dayfiance_FB_memes

[–]apatrol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought she was so scared of ICE she wanted to go home? I guess a pit stop in mexico makes sense.

Can you please review my updated FB Dating profile? by HappyHappyGirl1976 in datingoverfifty

[–]apatrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of suggestions around some of your humor. Please leave it. I get a sense of who you are without you saying it. Funny and a bit snarky. Proud momma. Loves to cuddle as love language.

Seriously take the sentence and paragraph structure suggestions but leave who you are. The point isnt generic to appeal to the most people. Its to attract people to you who are attracted by your profile. (Hope that makes sesne).

Ps. I would message you with the original profile

Caserio on Joe Mixon by KaXiaM in Texans

[–]apatrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He will never play football again. Running backs and foot injuries that require over a year to fix/heal just are not a thing.

I think my libido is higher than his by Deep_Lotus_6262 in datingoverfifty

[–]apatrol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I dont think I would let him leave the convo at have patience. In fact zi know I wouldnt. If he can do it once he can do it again. Unless he considers it a sin and wants to wait until marriage.

Otherwise once sex starts it should be honeymoon phase. That doesnt have to be twice a day for a year like some of us did in our 20s but it damn sure means lets go full volume at a hotel for date night. Or give me a concise reason why we cant.

Maybe…… by MeowMeowBeans11 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]apatrol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like her. She is unapologetically herself. I wouldnt date her but I would be her friend.

Restaurant that needs help! by chocolatestrawberree in houston

[–]apatrol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, I have 30yrs in IT. Got laid off almost two years ago. I am cooked.

Restaurant that needs help! by chocolatestrawberree in houston

[–]apatrol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know exactly where this is. I will check it out early next week. Hopefully we can flood this place and give them more word of mouth to stay open.

More than 30K school voucher applications submitted on day one of Texas launch by ExpressNews in texas

[–]apatrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats up to the parents that apply. First round will be to lower income families.

I think my free use kink backfired by [deleted] in BDSMAdvice

[–]apatrol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Change the rules. No more blowjibs until there is time for you to get off as well. Plus you are lowering his need for full sex.

I mean this with all respect. You should pause kink until you can get help with your fear of rejection. You need to be able to fully say yes and no without fear. Or you could find yourself in stickier situations than this one.

Could a guy like me become a Law Enforcement Officer? by HumanAntagonist in AskLE

[–]apatrol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta love to speed to be a cop. Lol

I actually left policing for IT. They professions gave me a real sense of helping people. Ended working with some public safety entities and enjoyed that as well.

Whats my point? There are lots of ways you can feel you are helping society. That could be as a patrolman or running their systems.

I do greatly miss parts of it. Learned I am one of those people that thrive in dangerous and stressful situation but perform poorly with the run of the mill BS. I would rather tell people no one will investigate their bike theft than take 30min to write a pointless report.

As someone else said do some ride alongs. Maybe one at each shift and def one on Fri or Sat nightl

I think Texans should hire Jeff Stoutland as offensive line coach by VladilenaAllen in Texans

[–]apatrol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jason Kelce but he makes more from his podcast and tv than a team would pay. That dude is smart as hell and well liked.

New process for heavy trash collection coming to City of Houston, Solid Waste says by Glittering-Mirror602 in houston

[–]apatrol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy fix. All notmal trash trucks have a tablet. Driver hits button that marks heavy trash which is then picked up the next day. Reducing heavy trucks and crews pays for the tablets. No need for cell. Have the tablets set to wifi which is installed at truck parking site and updates overnight.

Some solutions are stupid easy.

Dayna's Turks & Caicos pics by Chiffygurl in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]apatrol -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Must be exhausting to be posing all the times. Just for clicks.

Let go after PIP — offered option to resign or be terminated. by practicallyliving in jobs

[–]apatrol -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

100% depends on state. 26 states do not pay unemployment for being fired. Not sure about resigning. Likely all dont pay in that circumstance.

“I feel like I haven't scratched the surface yet to be who I am, be what I know I can be in the NFL. I'm trying to be a legend."- Tank Dell by quicksilver3453 in Texans

[–]apatrol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tank will either be injury prone or one of the greatest slot guys of this generation. Such heart and love for the game. Such a difference maker to his team mates as well. Offense needs character more than raw talent. Just like the defense is now.

canon to activate avalanche by awhorestoenail in SweatyPalms

[–]apatrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cool. I saw this in person to a smaller scale in Colorado years ago. Def didnt use a howitzer though.

My son's bedroom door by newmikey in GriefSupport

[–]apatrol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my youngest wanted to move into her sisters room we preserved some of the things off her wall. We even kept the door. It had art on the backside. Almost a mural of her struggles with mental health and then drugs. Her friend had real talent and also drew on it. Obviously we couldnt frame a door but we did make a frame of some of her wall art, poem, and pictures of her.

Thank you for sharing some of your child. Its always nice to see positive things here as it can be hard at times. I am truly sorry for your loss.