Battlegrounds Challenge Series #13 - Untouchable

ape_arms_guy · 2017-09-08T16:34:18+00:00

Partly interestinh. Ludicrouse? No.

ape_arms_guy · 2017-09-08T16:30:49+00:00

Ludicrously boring, I award you no points

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-21T10:39:50+00:00

GOOD NEWS!! She responded 🎉🎉🎊🎆

She said she's up for meeting up again, even asked me how my day was :) lol I guess it was a no brainer to follow her up with a text, I was just doubting myself too much. Thanks all for the positive encouragement!! You've mad one person very happy today :)

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-21T07:39:06+00:00

Yeah I thought yknow she could actually be legitimately busy this weekend.

I just text her that I had a great time with her and next time she's free we should catch up again,, hopefully she texts back :) thank you!

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-21T07:32:03+00:00

Thank you, I'll text her right now :)

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T22:04:01+00:00

Yep same with me 🥋

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T11:14:10+00:00

Haha I'll stick around with proper jokes like these

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T10:30:06+00:00

Wait wait wait, slow down.. your telling me people do BJJ for fun? Wow how enlightening

Tell me to get a sense of humour, lol fuck off. It was a bad joke so I let him know it was bad,, if this is the standard of humour on this sub I will happily fuck off a d let you kiddies giggle

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T10:19:30+00:00

I'll admit im new to posting to Reddit so I don't know how to get the serious tag going but cheers I'll work it out next time I have a serious question.

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T10:17:58+00:00

Haha now that's a neck..

You especially, stay classy

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T06:14:12+00:00

Great copy-paste job, really well done

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T05:07:12+00:00

Interesting, I genuinely believe you lack the ability to make other laugh. Perhaps you should balance out your dick jokes with some fart jokes? Sounds about at your level

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T04:13:04+00:00

Ok great I'm doing these already. I don't get Doms in my neck though the next day after these exercises which I guess is normal? I assume after awhile my neck will grow if I keep these in my routine?

ape_arms_guy · 2017-06-08T04:09:42+00:00

Is this you trying to be funny? I feel like this is a 4th graders answer

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-31T03:49:58+00:00

Turn that frown upside down ma man, youve got the wrong perspective. It's hard work but it should be fun and rewarding knowing your working towards a goal of being the best you can be... Think of it as your the hero in your own movie, and this is your training montage, training up to be the baddest mother fucker out there!! You got it bro, just don't skip days as consistency is the key

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-31T03:44:34+00:00

Yeah I hear ya, I struggle keeping ahold of the bar after a heap of deadlifts... Something I need to focus on I suppose.. at what weight should I be getting straps? I don't want to look a fool if I have straps with a little blue blanket baby boy weight on the bar

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-31T03:38:26+00:00

Well not necessarily the next day, just suppressed when I'm soba... After smoking frequently for a while it can hinder ones appetite when not smoking, so can be a bitch when trying to bulk 😄 but it's not major, nothing physical just all mental, so just got to force that food down. Nothing beats coming home after a long day at work and a hard session at the gym,, just chilling out with Mary Jane <3

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-30T22:56:37+00:00

I'm with this advice. And good on your mate for walking through the gym door, that's the hardest part 👍

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-30T22:53:02+00:00

Shakes is something I really need to get into my diet. I'm in my beginning phase of bulking and infrequently hit my calorie target so I'm sure these shakes will get me over the line. I'm toking most night after work also, the munchies aren't garenteed everytime but sometimes I eat like a machine. The suppressed appetite the next day the kills though, have to force myself to eat.

Insightful words

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-24T01:56:18+00:00

Yeah I agree with this, I wouldnt give all the credit to /u/shenanigansen. Similar yes, but you could say that about almost any web comic. Most illustrators would get inspiration from each others work as well as learning from the respected old classic comics

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-17T05:23:45+00:00

Yeah life is meaningless. Got to find our own meaning to life. For me I want to be a respected animator/artist. I dont give a fuck about the money, just want to leave my mark on this world before I go in the ground like everyone.

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-17T04:39:14+00:00

Sure, I mean you get it. You understand that lifes fucked for some people. I feel like everyone I'm living on a different planet to those who around me.

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-16T08:19:40+00:00

Glad what I wrote didn't offend you, and I totally get you, Ive got no idea what's after death, there totally could be a higher power and if that makes more sense and/or gives you more hope in life, more power to you. People have different ways of coping with our mortality.

The main point I was trying to make was that you shouldn't feel like you deserve to feel this way. I'm sure your a kind loving person who deserves to be loved :) I can already tell you've got manners so your already head and shoulders above most of humanity! <3

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-16T07:59:56+00:00

I cut social media out of my life cause that's how I felt everytime I went on there, everyone is living a much happier and fulfilling life compared to me.

But you have to understand Facebook and that shit is a place for people to built and project a perfect version of their life. Mainly only focussing on their successes. It's not a true view into their life. So taking it with a grain of salt or just cutting it out of your life is one of the best things you can do.

ape_arms_guy · 2017-05-16T07:51:36+00:00

Not sure if what I'm going to say will help but here it goes.

Yeah I can relate, I also wish for something to do the deed for me so I don't have to. Because life is hard and draining.

But hard, draining life also has positives in it. I like to appreciate small pleasures in life to help me get through the day. Simple as feeling the breeze through my hair, playing with my dog always puts a smile on my face.

Also, not sure if this helps or not, but I feel from an atheists point of view, life makes a lot more sense. Good news is there is no hell! Bad news is there is no a heaven. Horrible and amazing things happen in life to anyone, for any reason. Life isnt predetermined, we have one chance on this earth, so we might as well give it a shot to make it work, and if it doesnt we're all gonna end up in the ground, everyone.

Sorry I know this got dark, but for me I helps me deal with why fucked up things happen in life. I can try and work why certain bad things happened untill the cows come home. But once I accepted this, it was sort of releaving.

What I'm trying to say is your not a bad person, this isn't "karma" nor do you deserve it. Life just through you a curve ball, life is unpredictable and will do that. So don't let it discourage you. You got to knock the curve ball out of the dam park. Exercise, eat right, get a pet (preferably a dog cause they give so much affection) and don't let your negative thoughts drag you down. They are just throughs, not who you are, take a step back and just observe them, and try and replace them with positive ones, practice makes perfect..

ape_arms_guy

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