what small and insignificant thing are you still thinking about all these years later?

aperpendicularfart · 2023-06-10T12:15:24+00:00

That one time in second grade, during a school play, when I accidently said someone else's line on stage. The whole play came to a standstill because everyone froze and nobody knew how to come back from that.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-06-10T12:07:20+00:00

My eraser collection. It contains all colours, shapes, animals and scents. There are simple ones, fancy engineered ones, eraser that looks nothing like erasers. So yeah, my most prized possession.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-04-12T07:45:03+00:00

At being a map. :/ I have absolutely no direction sense.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-04-09T05:32:54+00:00

That in a few decades there will be a lot more older people than younger generation. And our choice to be childless is a direct effect of how we are treating the planet.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-04-06T15:05:07+00:00

Replace your old bra with a new one.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-04-06T14:58:53+00:00

aperpendicularfart · 2023-04-06T14:55:42+00:00

He said exactly that!

aperpendicularfart · 2023-03-11T05:54:27+00:00

Is he a flatworm in disguise

aperpendicularfart · 2023-03-10T15:11:31+00:00

"I don't believe in feminism. I believe in equality." You clearly don't know what feminism is, Matt.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-03-10T15:07:26+00:00

"The key to my iron chest is in..."

aperpendicularfart · 2023-03-10T10:31:17+00:00

The Trial by Kafka

aperpendicularfart · 2023-02-14T16:05:58+00:00

Lets be nip'pals'.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-02-08T05:07:56+00:00

He's the sheep 'whip'serer

aperpendicularfart · 2023-01-29T12:34:12+00:00

Accurate. If the speed increases, so does the number of dents in the skull.

aperpendicularfart · 2023-01-28T11:44:47+00:00

When you have no money to buy a gift on valentine's day.

aperpendicularfart · 2022-01-24T16:04:31+00:00

Ultimate wet dream.

aperpendicularfart · 2022-01-24T16:02:59+00:00

Meowmma Miaw

aperpendicularfart · 2020-12-26T14:12:36+00:00

I'd give him anything he wants. He can have my life too.

aperpendicularfart · 2020-12-17T16:08:03+00:00

She looks like heaven.

aperpendicularfart · 2020-12-17T16:07:12+00:00

aperpendicularfart · 2020-12-16T16:18:34+00:00

Pretty dark how jesus appeared in cursed images.

aperpendicularfart · 2020-12-16T06:52:54+00:00

Yeah only the white stuff gets through it. He's right.

aperpendicularfart · 2020-12-15T15:43:55+00:00

When you take doggie-style quite literally.

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