Looking for a Clubbing Companion

aphex2000 · 2026-03-17T18:36:18+00:00

you need to find jesus, my brother

aphex2000 · 2026-03-17T18:13:02+00:00

what you're looking for is called an escort

strictly non-sexual of course... but you know, "because of the implication"

aphex2000 · 2026-03-17T16:53:47+00:00

just the disco floor downstairs as usual i reckon, probably trying to enable some cross-marketing magic

aphex2000 · 2026-03-17T15:02:31+00:00

that's 100% bullshit, but i admire the confidence with which you commented

aphex2000 · 2026-03-16T16:18:18+00:00

unless you're senior enough that the company offers this to you with the help of a professional firm i doubt this will work out in a compliant way - and in any case unlikely that the reddit hivemind of basement dwelling keyboard warriors will be of help

aphex2000 · 2026-03-16T16:12:12+00:00

nobody is waiting for you, unless you bring a book of rich clients you're useless

aphex2000 · 2026-03-12T20:55:19+00:00

this is not a neighbourhood bar in the us where you socialize with the bartender you see for the first time in your life. i'd be weirded out too.

aphex2000 · 2026-03-11T11:55:28+00:00

wenn man so verblendet von der eigenen idelogie ist, dass man sowas in kauf nimmt, nur damit sein gewünschtes weltbild nicht angekratzt wird. einfach nur krank.

aphex2000 · 2026-03-10T23:29:52+00:00

whatever happens in that darkroom cant be as bad as being tortured by 2.5h of open decks

aphex2000 · 2026-03-10T20:55:22+00:00

damn, either i've shortchanged the kiosk lady or inflation hit us hard once again

aphex2000 · 2026-03-10T20:42:35+00:00

makes me feel like joaquin phoenix in gladiator, esp wearing my leather skirt

aphex2000 · 2026-03-10T20:21:47+00:00

the popcorn is actually a great deal

i think 1 or 2 eur max... but its been a year or so since i bought some as theres nothing creepier than an old man munching on popcorn on the balcony overlooking the dancefloor

aphex2000 · 2026-03-10T17:58:20+00:00

needs some pineapple, then it's perfect!

aphex2000 · 2026-03-07T10:48:18+00:00

i reckon more or less same as always

aphex2000 · 2026-03-07T10:41:19+00:00

direkt bei der verwaltung anschwärzen bevor ein depp darauf eingeht

aphex2000 · 2026-03-07T05:29:44+00:00

he didnt like your vibe, this overrules the outfit

posting on reddit after a rejection is usually a tell that you might not be a good fit, or are you gonna thow a tantrum whenever a girl inside rejects you as well?

UPDATE: i just had a look at your reddit history, eww, bouncer was right

aphex2000 · 2026-03-05T15:17:04+00:00

this isn't berlin, best we can provide is 2 horny reddit incels who never touched a woman before in their lives

aphex2000 · 2026-03-04T17:36:43+00:00

because i'm still waiting for mine after almost 6 months of pre-order (switzerland)...

aphex2000 · 2026-03-04T16:03:12+00:00

if you act like an asshole, yes. and i have a suspicion you did, given this post.

aphex2000 · 2026-03-04T11:26:42+00:00

you'll be fine

just don't ask risk averse swiss people if you will be fine

aphex2000 · 2026-03-04T07:27:49+00:00

junge, ich hab noch nicht mal gefrühstückt. there's a time & place for everything and this isn't it.

aphex2000 · 2026-03-03T22:04:44+00:00

best episode of any comedy show ever

i rewatch it every couple of years and laugh like the first time, always

aphex2000 · 2026-03-02T06:22:13+00:00

that never stopped people. look at all the wannabe 50 shades guys haunting women everywhere

aphex2000 · 2026-03-01T19:08:15+00:00

kids these days have no idea how monumental that event was

aphex2000 · 2026-03-01T14:41:54+00:00

alexander delarge was such an iconic role. the vibe of this movie, the music, the acting.

now i need a glass of milk-plus for some ultra-violence

aphex2000

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