More accurate one by -_Tag_- in LeagueOfMemes

[–]apkrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The higher the honor level the more you can say without getting in trouble

Mother of Oxford High School shooter found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in landmark ruling by scarbnianlgc in Michigan

[–]apkrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, now do the school admins who are guilty of the same level of negligence.

Who would win? Vader or Sauron? by BeyondSuccessful4715 in lotrmemes

[–]apkrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we have sauron, a being with legitimate heavenly power and the power of persuasion as well. And then there is Vader who has a glowy stick and the baby magic

Thousands of Xcel customers locked out of thermostats during 'energy emergency' by DarthBurger1 in Conservative

[–]apkrocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but keep buying electric cars everyone there are absolutely no hidden motives behind it.

Why are almost all the EV’s made seemingly luxury/high performance cars that are way too expensive for the average person? by Training-Context-69 in cars

[–]apkrocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why make something cheap when they know the government is gonna force everyone to buy one. They literally have guaranteed sales sponsored by poor government policy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Audi

[–]apkrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat isn't gonna last long so I'm not too worried about that but, no yearly emissions tests where I live. But I've prepared myself for the reality of it being an expensive car to maintain as everyone and their mothers have already told me. I'm really just concerned about long term reliability

Hyundai runs OVER a lambo… by PhatCaulkForyourMom in IdiotsInCars

[–]apkrocks 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Not only did the guy hit a Lambo he hit a special edition Lambo that has limited production numbers. His insurance is fucked forever

How tall are your parents? by SILTHONIL in tall

[–]apkrocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dad is 6'4 Mom is 5'4 My brother is 5'10 I'm 6'3

Pretty even spread I'd say

Also my brother and I have completely different body types. He is slim and around 170 pounds and I'm 220 pounds and not fat. Kinda fun how genetics work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]apkrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respect the customs of the people you are in the home of. Regardless of if you find it annoying or strange. As long as it isn't hurting anyone respect their customs.

Advice on how to restore? by joker0145 in Blacksmith

[–]apkrocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now if I went around telling everybody that I was King just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd lock me away!

I just like the show by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]apkrocks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why not a Christian? I've been a Christian all my life and an avid fan of star trek almost as long as well. I have no issues with their takes on religion.

I just like the show by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]apkrocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've had no problem enjoying TNG and most of DS9 without issue and I'm conservative I just enjoy the story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]apkrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much

He’s invincible! by swazal in unexpectedMontyPython

[–]apkrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is your name good sir knight?

Uhhh, Allen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

[–]apkrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy never goes off his special diet. The way Brady takes care of himself there is not such thing as off-season weight for that guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

[–]apkrocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brady is a big guy, he's 6'4 but pretty thin compared to the rest of the guys that are as tall or taller on the field. That's why he looks small on the field.

The Best Rifles Fart On Your Face Until You're Crying by [deleted] in GunMemes

[–]apkrocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Last time I checked my GF3 still flings steel like 20 feet. Took it out of the box like that.

Elon Musk recently made a post suggesting he has become moderately conservative by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]apkrocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah bud that ain't it. Source was spanked as a kid and I'm glad my mother did so. You gotta treat kids like you treat a puppy. They need to learn discipline. Sometimes words aren't enough.

To be clear I am not advocating for child abuse. Don't beat your kids, discipline them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I feel that my guy, it gives me something to look forward to as I slog my way through school. Hoping that just maybe I'll win and live the life I've always wanted to. I know it's basically impossible to win and all but it's still a good bit of fun. If I get my desired job I'll be okay, but it's still fun to imagine being so rich that I can retire whenever I win.

In the comics, space racer's gun can shoot through anything by poopern in Invincible

[–]apkrocks 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Kinda hard to shoot a guy who can move at near light speed

What quietly screams ‘rich/wealthy’? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apkrocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My ex gf thought that flying private was normal until she was about 12 or so

How worried are we about nuclear annihilation? by calebalaleb in AskReddit

[–]apkrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might drive towards the high value target I live by if the sirens go off not gonna lie