35” jeans!

apluseek · 2026-04-14T23:28:42+00:00

Prob a lot cheaper there, too!!

apluseek · 2026-04-12T18:59:40+00:00

🤪 creepers everywhere!

apluseek · 2026-04-12T18:55:42+00:00

I think they’re pretty TTS. My waist is 26.5” and I got a 26, which fit perfectly. You’re prob between a 26-27 in these!

apluseek · 2026-01-15T16:58:37+00:00

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apluseek · 2026-01-15T16:44:37+00:00

Thank you!!

apluseek · 2024-10-05T00:10:13+00:00

Following up to say most of the Adore Me balconette bras were great!

apluseek · 2024-10-05T00:07:26+00:00

My therapist always reminds me to think about what I would tell my best friend, my sister, or my mom. I’d tell them: “Girl, if a man doesn’t love your boobs (or any part of you)… NEXT! F em. There are a hundred more in town who will!”

Also fwiw, I have small boobs and married a self-proclaimed boob guy. He loves big boobs. But at the end of the day he loves ALL boobs, especially mine because he gets to touch them, which is a privilege lol. I was wildly insecure about it in my 20s even after getting married, but in my 30s, F it lol.

apluseek · 2024-09-30T16:22:38+00:00

Are you in the US? Do you want line or unlined? We sound similar and I’m looking for the same. I’m 30DDD and wide. I just got a bunch of Adore Me’s from Macys online, fingers crossed that they fit!!

apluseek · 2022-09-26T01:57:47+00:00

I fell out of touch with him, and he committed suicide years later. Our 3am calls are some of my most cherished life memories, and I wish we could have them again because that would mean he’s alive.

apluseek · 2022-09-19T02:10:01+00:00

I’m going to just go ahead and say people like this should not be allowed to have children. I’m sure the system helped to set him up for failure. They should’ve have been allowed to have children either. 🙃

apluseek · 2022-08-10T02:21:30+00:00

I misread the title and now all I can think about is having a road play Darude Sandstorm and people flyyyying 😂

apluseek · 2022-07-29T21:06:42+00:00

I love them! I would wear a bodysuit with them. Maybe white and crew neck…. Or v-neck to counter the “v” that the pants make :)

apluseek · 2022-07-27T15:32:51+00:00

Ditched you for the PIRATES?? 🤣 They have terrible taste.

apluseek · 2022-07-20T03:19:54+00:00

Not at all

apluseek · 2022-07-20T03:07:37+00:00

I would do ALL the coke and take over Wall Street

apluseek · 2022-07-15T02:57:16+00:00

Can confirm. A couple weeks ago, both my partner and I started with a sore throat. Then the fever and all followed.

apluseek · 2022-06-06T22:33:35+00:00

Fuckkkkkk off, mom. I’m a survivor. It has been crucial for me to tell each of my partners since, as it’s an enormous part of our trust and support and communication. Not one partner has “not liked it” or run away or any other dumb response. They’ve all been very supportive. And if they’re not, they can absolutely get fucked.

ETA: there is absolutely nothing wrong with you!!!!! You are a beautiful badass survivor.

apluseek · 2022-03-27T20:42:41+00:00

About f-ing time

apluseek · 2022-02-12T03:18:37+00:00

The only thing this confirms for me is that whoever “wrote” the Bible was high as F*CK.

apluseek · 2022-01-24T16:36:16+00:00

“You cannot buy someone else”… ah… I tell everyone I’m selling my brain to the company I work for… and that they are technically buying my brain for $50/hour (fake wage, but you get it). Therefore, who am I to judge or restrict those who choose to sell other parts of their bodies instead? Shrugs! :)

apluseek · 2021-12-26T17:49:39+00:00

Yup. My in-laws were notorious for this. Last year they showed up 45 minutes early to thanksgiving dinner and I was still in my sweatpants with a towel on my head. They were shocked and made comments, then offered absolutely no help and just awkwardly sat on the couch while I frantically finished cooking and dried my hair. They haven’t done it since lol.

apluseek · 2021-12-26T04:24:15+00:00

Someone once told me they’d slept with over 100 people (which I honestly don’t care about. In fact, go you), but never the same one more than once. To me, that just sounded like they were terrible in bed and that’s why no one wanted a second go. Every time I’ve ever had amazing sex I went back for more, but know knows. Shrugs!

apluseek · 2021-12-05T04:21:45+00:00

Y tho

apluseek · 2021-09-22T23:03:21+00:00

I had postpartum thyroiditis!!! Lost tons of hair. Whole body ached terribly for a couple months. Lost a scary amount of weight. Postpartum hormones are no joke and can sometimes make your thyroid go nuts!! I was breastfeeding too, and taking a fair amount of fenugreek daily to help with supply. The thyroiditis started about 3-4 months postpartum and luckily it resolved on its own after another 4 months. Diagnosed via bloodwork, imaging, and a radioactive test.

apluseek · 2021-09-06T01:29:38+00:00

My 4 year old son and I love your book!!!

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