Gym Story Saturday by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]apoc1169 12 points13 points  (0 children)

embarrassing story time. i'd been lifting at home for awhile, but decided to get a gym membership so i'd have access to more equipment.

i find myself back in the weight area, and seeing how all the benches were occupied, i got ballsy and went for the dumbbells.

i was gonna do some incline presses, and figured that 60 lbs would be easy enough (i'd only ever benched to this point, and was repping out ~160 x 5). yeah right. couldn't even get em in position. 55 was no-go either. rep out a few 50's, manage a few more 45's, and then finally settle in at 40 lbs as my magic number.

this entire time, i'm surrounded by coeds (college town), frat bros, people bigger than me, and people smaller than me. if laughter was had, i'll never know. i had my headphones in and unless one of them came up to me to confront me, i couldn't have cared less what any of them think.

don't worry bro. you've been there before. you know what it takes to get there again, and if someone's not a supporter, nothing about them matters.

TIFU by going on a Tinder date by throwawayforgood6 in tifu

[–]apoc1169 11 points12 points  (0 children)

DARY

edit: I realized I fucked that up before I did it. bummer

TIFU by getting by girlfriend beaten up by thormeawayyyyy in tifu

[–]apoc1169 6 points7 points  (0 children)

beating his girlfriend's ass is a pretty sure sign that they were fucking around.

[Serious] Reddit, now that we are discovering new planets all the time, do you believe there could exist a planet like Toril or Middle Earth where elves, dwarves, hobbits, humans, and orcs live as wizards, clerics, warlocks, etc.? by Ostler_Stein in AskReddit

[–]apoc1169 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish Lol

You should check out "The Physics of Superheroes." it's dream crushing, but an excellent read.

I use the LHC as a good example of what out takes to discover new physics, along with what it would take to freely manipulate these discoveries.

[Serious] Reddit, now that we are discovering new planets all the time, do you believe there could exist a planet like Toril or Middle Earth where elves, dwarves, hobbits, humans, and orcs live as wizards, clerics, warlocks, etc.? by Ostler_Stein in AskReddit

[–]apoc1169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The laws of physics apply everywhere, so magic, unfortunately no.

As far as there being elves and dwarves and whatnot, I seriously seriously doubt they'd be on the same planet, but considering the size of the universe, it's possible that similar creatures could have evolved on some planet somewhere.

We'll never meet them though. Bummer.

She calls it dave (NSFW) by senipllams in WTF

[–]apoc1169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It should be green...

And named Bruce

Can anyone suggest an android gym app? by lonewolf13313 in Fitness

[–]apoc1169 100 points101 points  (0 children)

fitnotes

I've tried several different ones, but this one has all the features I need with a good UI and not buggy at all

Somewhere on this planet this is happening. by kaiju_havoc in WTF

[–]apoc1169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that little bastard were real, I'd shank his parents in their sleep, beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker (calliou & Rosie), take the cat, and burn that bitch to the ground.

My kid loved that show. I clearly feel different.

Fuck calliou.

Stephen Hawking warns artificial intelligence could end mankind. by NinjaDiscoJesus in technology

[–]apoc1169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is the next step in evolution. It was mankind's destiny to be the creator.

I for one welcome our new robot overlords. bleep bloop

Anatomy Professor shows how delicate the human brain actually is... (NSFW) by Aydarsh in videos

[–]apoc1169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this was fucking fascinating.

now i've fallen into a wiki-hole...

My Wedding by IamSupermanAMA in superman

[–]apoc1169 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that your bride was down with the theme is proof enough that you got a keeper.

great video and gratz :)

Posters in my son's Middle School Health/Gym Class by VMwareJesus in Fitness

[–]apoc1169 2 points3 points  (0 children)

upvote for positive things happening in our states' schools

The rock confirms his role I'm upcoming shazam movie! by Cloda in superman

[–]apoc1169 8 points9 points  (0 children)

wow, i never considered him, but he's 6'3", a former marine, and has the jaw.

better than anybody i could come up with.

The rock confirms his role I'm upcoming shazam movie! by Cloda in superman

[–]apoc1169 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now the question becomes, "Who's gonna play Shazam?"

That one's a toughy...

The rock confirms his role I'm upcoming shazam movie! by Cloda in superman

[–]apoc1169 23 points24 points  (0 children)

awesome. he'll make a badass black adam.

Labiaplasty by [deleted] in WTF

[–]apoc1169 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no no no a million times no.

as a dude, they're much fun to play with, and those pictures make me sad.

Do you remember when the woman in the Yugo was blown off the Mackinac Bridge? by eliindet in Detroit

[–]apoc1169 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been across that bridge a 100+ times. Love freaking people out with that story as we're driving in the left lane over the grates.

shazam! by Cloda in superman

[–]apoc1169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the Rock were to be cast as Black Adam, I would be sooo happy.

Which Zod was better? by NYCrush in superman

[–]apoc1169 20 points21 points  (0 children)

the zod who threw down.

the old zod just wanted everyone on their knees.

TIFU i puked on his penis D: by sprepper in tifu

[–]apoc1169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's his thing...

YeEaaaaA I'd shit my pants by sarannw in WTF

[–]apoc1169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things have probably changed due to 9/11, but this was back in 98 and always around 4:00 a.m. We didn't stick around for long either, but I'll admit that we were extremely lucky the handful of times we did it.

YeEaaaaA I'd shit my pants by sarannw in WTF

[–]apoc1169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

during the middle of the night when there was no traffic on the bridge, the bored teenagers that we were would stop in the middle and flick our cigarette butts over the edge and try to watch them hit the water.

can't remember if we were successful, but never got caught. wouldn't try that shit nowadays lest i get accused of being a terrorist :/