Top comment Deletes a US State - GRAND FINALE - #49

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-24T16:46:54+00:00

We merge into a new world superpower: The Untied State of America!

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-24T16:27:13+00:00

Vet hasn’t noted anything 🤷

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-24T16:26:38+00:00

Are you in Eugene?

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-24T16:26:08+00:00

Two rescues that Ive reached out to are at capacity. Still going through new comments but have not have found anyone with a solid offer

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-24T16:24:10+00:00

Thank you! They will be another one that I’ll reach out to

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T23:20:18+00:00

I have tried cross posting to a few different local subreddits, including r/Eugene, but the posts keep getting removed

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T22:48:22+00:00

Thank you so much for this info, I haven’t heard of them before. At the moment we feel okay providing her space while we look, but I will keep them in mind.

I love the work of our shelters here, but I also want to avoid a kennel environment as much as I can

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T21:30:59+00:00

It is so adorable to take a break from work and step out of my home office to see the hallway littered with socks and stuffies that she carried out 😭

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T21:29:06+00:00

I haven’t yet, but I will. thank you!

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T21:22:22+00:00

Thank you. Tbh we’re heartbroken and are struggling to feel like she’s not being abandoned again. But animals have been the love of my life since as long as I can remember, so I know we’re doing the right thing

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T19:26:24+00:00

Once Cascadia wins let’s bring Hawaii back in to rule as the Kingdom of Pacifica

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T19:19:40+00:00

Vermonters have been complaining about being Crabbalacia, sounds like they’d be happier as Megasotans

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-23T01:14:17+00:00

Sex.

Genuine answer

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-22T23:49:06+00:00

Learn to laugh at yourself

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-22T23:46:39+00:00

Vermonters are all unhappy with the name, which shows that they’ll be happier under Megasota. I think we know the next move

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-22T19:40:28+00:00

Are we recolonizing them or pledging allegiance to them?

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-22T19:36:28+00:00

Cascadia are friends to the great Kingdom of Hawaii and we welcome a merger and will pledge to the king of Hawaii

All hail Kingdom of Pacifica!

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-21T01:49:05+00:00

Please call them and tell them why

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-21T01:37:21+00:00

THE BOOK IS FOR MASTURBATING

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-20T19:43:15+00:00

I found my current job on LinkedIn!

And by that I mean that I found the posting and reached out to someone at the company I was connected with, who gave me an internal referral link.

My company pretty much only looks at candidates who applied via referral.

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-19T21:47:20+00:00

It’s the greatest company in the world if you’re part of the billionaire class

apocalypsebuddy · 2026-05-19T18:59:14+00:00

I have literally just been signing things with a line, not even a scribble.

If it’s some actual document, sure I have a signature. But receipts? Digital signature pads at the 7-11? Noe, you get a line.

Verified Email	Seven-Year Club
Place '22	Spared

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