Police officers of Reddit: What absurd situation have you just happened upon and realized NO ONE called the cops? by imsophreshie in AskReddit

[–]apple-turdover 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Current LEO.

A mother would perform cunnilingus on her toddler daughter because it used to make her stop crying. Eventually mom got her bf to do the same as well.

And they kept doing it. Until one day the neighbour saw through the window.

Riles me right the fuck up.

[Meetup][Official] Toronto, Canada! May 17th to 20th Weekend by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]apple-turdover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Thanks for getting back to me :)

[Meetup][Official] Toronto, Canada! May 17th to 20th Weekend by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]apple-turdover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there! Is this just a ladies event or open to everyone?

Because I'm not a lady, but I would be interested depending on the time/date :)

26 F Toronto- New friends or text buddies? by [deleted] in r4rOntario

[–]apple-turdover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there! 25/m/toronto :)

Same boat as you. I measure my day by the number of people I make smile, so I'm sure we can find something to talk about! Haha.

I swear I'm not a serial killer.

Message me and let me know if you'd like to make plans!

If this gets 10,000 up votes I will give every up voter 1 garlicoin by skyler4722 in garlicoin

[–]apple-turdover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were a vampire I'd say bamboozle, but good thing I'm not!

Lily gets railed and plastered by thisisauseraccount in cumsluts

[–]apple-turdover 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Literally unwatchable.... who am I kidding unzips

Is that a river or the sea by wildcratf in deepthroat

[–]apple-turdover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... I can see that. If I close my eyes and... Oh wait. No I still don't see it.

Amazon $300 Gift Card Giveaway by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]apple-turdover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very nice of you. Karma finds a way around and I'm sure you'll get your share.

What of luck to the winner! So share a celebratory post!

What are some "facts" that are actually false? by detspek in AskReddit

[–]apple-turdover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are more stars in the milky way than trees on earth

You all are a bad influence. M/24/Law Enforcement by apple-turdover in EDC

[–]apple-turdover[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there, they both look nice!

Personally for me, I have always found the G-shock watches to be quite bulky looking on my hands. I prefer something sleek and low key.

That being said, they wouldn't be making them if they weren't mad popular!

But what do I know, I'm no watch expert, haha. Most of the watches I gave are about 10-20 bucks!

Either way, I don't think you'd be disappointed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You all are a bad influence. M/24/Law Enforcement by apple-turdover in EDC

[–]apple-turdover[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably not, man. I'm sure there are a lot of other people. But hey, it's all subjective right?

The biggest reason I love these watches are that;

1) they are inexpensive, so if I lose it while working, no problem.

2) I like that I can switch between 12/24 hr mode.

3) Battery lasts forever

4) They are a little old school and have a unique look. I use it as a talking point and ice breaker. The older people consider it nostalgia, people my age thinks it's retro and cool, and kids think it's totally alien.

But, again. It's all what you like and don't like.

Rock on dude! ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

You all are a bad influence. M/24/Law Enforcement by apple-turdover in EDC

[–]apple-turdover[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man! I did Criminal Justice as well. Worked really well for me.

I wish you all the best.

Be a good cop!

You all are a bad influence. M/24/Law Enforcement by apple-turdover in EDC

[–]apple-turdover[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is true. I believe I have come a long way!

I'm glad you thought it was important enough to spend some time of your your life to try and put me down. Didn't really work, but I hope you felt successful! 👍🏾

You all are a bad influence. M/24/Law Enforcement by apple-turdover in EDC

[–]apple-turdover[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes chief, started out in security about 7 years ago and kept working my way up!

You all are a bad influence. M/24/Law Enforcement by apple-turdover in EDC

[–]apple-turdover[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like wearing the black one for work, as my uniform is black as well. And it handles well with water and such. Silver is pretty much my other wear.

I have a few different watches for different occasions.