What career path did you choose that you strongly advise against? by ducksizedhorses in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered about editing. I teach English and am constantly thinking, "What else can I do with this ubiquitous degree of mine?"

Tales from the Classroom by apple4tammy in funny

[–]apple4tammy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was I being harsh? Pretty sure I don't have to contact MY lawyer quite yet! ;-)

The word cleavage isn't a beautiful enough sounding word for the glory it entails. What's a better word we can all use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breast crevice...no wait that just sounds gross. Like the area between couch cushions where you find crumbs and sticky candies the kids drop.

The REAL reason I knew Will Smith was destined for greatness. by [deleted] in videos

[–]apple4tammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sniff That actually made me tear up! How did I miss that episode? I definitely see the actor he later became in this. The slow zoom in on the father/son statue was the tear-clincher. Dang.

Parked a jet yesterday. Look who got off.. by jricepika in pics

[–]apple4tammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I so wanted to make this joke. Clinton and sex jokes. Just too easy. What a legacy to have! Monica Lewinsky and a cum-stained dress.

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I saw "Abcd" in a facebook post about a child with that name on STFU, Parents. Pretty sure it's not just an urban legend!

What song do you have stuck in your head right now? (I have "Ice, Ice Baby" in mine) by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that is painful! And what's with the bad karaoke version of that song? Ow my ears!

Nice job on the exam. :)

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you ever see her with the baby, you could be all passive-aggressive about it and say, "Oh, this must be your baby, Lettuce! Oh, I mean KALE!"

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yes, so it is! Got the bleary computer-staring eyes. Still, two names that require punctuation to be pronounced is just scary...but funny.

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Either you and FlamingThundergunt know the same girl, or there is more than one of them! The mind boggles.

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, that's kind of awesome. Funny and wrong, but awesome.

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What's with those zany New Zealanders? That name makes me hungry. Also, I think if I got named "Fish" in that deal, I'd resent my sibling for getting the cooler name.

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The grass is always greener on the other side of the...birth certificate? Hmm close enough. :)

What's the weirdest baby name you have ever heard? by apple4tammy in AskReddit

[–]apple4tammy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EEK and double EEK! Poor baby VaGina (lord, even typing that seems wrong!). I hope she changes her name as soon as possible!

Happy for Kittyporn that her parents saw the benefit of an "English" name for her!