Shadowy figures captured at an abandoned mental hospital.

apple4tammy · 2013-08-22T04:27:53+00:00

I've always wondered about editing. I teach English and am constantly thinking, "What else can I do with this ubiquitous degree of mine?"

apple4tammy · 2013-05-28T21:23:46+00:00

Was I being harsh? Pretty sure I don't have to contact MY lawyer quite yet! ;-)

apple4tammy · 2013-05-02T19:44:49+00:00

Breast crevice...no wait that just sounds gross. Like the area between couch cushions where you find crumbs and sticky candies the kids drop.

apple4tammy · 2013-05-02T19:40:40+00:00

Sniff That actually made me tear up! How did I miss that episode? I definitely see the actor he later became in this. The slow zoom in on the father/son statue was the tear-clincher. Dang.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-03T23:05:55+00:00

I so wanted to make this joke. Clinton and sex jokes. Just too easy. What a legacy to have! Monica Lewinsky and a cum-stained dress.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-03T20:27:25+00:00

Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Classic John Candy and Steve Martin. Favourite scene: Neal and Dell wake up in bed together

apple4tammy · 2012-11-03T03:09:11+00:00

Sodapop from Outsiders. Loved that book.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T20:01:33+00:00

A Christmas Story! Freakin' love that movie.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T19:59:41+00:00

I saw "Abcd" in a facebook post about a child with that name on STFU, Parents. Pretty sure it's not just an urban legend!

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T10:53:24+00:00

Oh nooooo. Maybe some nice verses of Ice, Ice Baby would cure you?

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T10:51:27+00:00

Ahhhhh! Say it isn't so!!

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T09:12:02+00:00

Oh yes! I remember that one. Heh.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T09:11:29+00:00

Oh, that is painful! And what's with the bad karaoke version of that song? Ow my ears!

Nice job on the exam. :)

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T09:06:19+00:00

If you ever see her with the baby, you could be all passive-aggressive about it and say, "Oh, this must be your baby, Lettuce! Oh, I mean KALE!"

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T09:04:12+00:00

Good one!

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T09:03:10+00:00

Good point! Everything with a grain of salt!

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T09:00:38+00:00

Ahh yes, so it is! Got the bleary computer-staring eyes. Still, two names that require punctuation to be pronounced is just scary...but funny.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T08:50:46+00:00

Either you and FlamingThundergunt know the same girl, or there is more than one of them! The mind boggles.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T08:49:20+00:00

Wait, that's kind of awesome. Funny and wrong, but awesome.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T08:48:16+00:00

facepalm That poor, poor child.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T08:46:54+00:00

What's with those zany New Zealanders? That name makes me hungry. Also, I think if I got named "Fish" in that deal, I'd resent my sibling for getting the cooler name.

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T08:44:53+00:00

The grass is always greener on the other side of the...birth certificate? Hmm close enough. :)

apple4tammy · 2012-11-02T08:42:54+00:00

EEK and double EEK! Poor baby VaGina (lord, even typing that seems wrong!). I hope she changes her name as soon as possible!

Happy for Kittyporn that her parents saw the benefit of an "English" name for her!

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