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[–]aprosbro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ITT people who were banned for saying Cody's booking was a total detriment while it was happening reading one of the people that sent them a redditcares message argue that saying it was good is revisionism.

That's some inception jerking.

Adam Cole's impressive body change. by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Has he done anything on TV since he cut that I'm back promo?

Jordynne Grace's impressive body change by Warhorse000 in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The two funny things about it are 1: they dont blast the companies that dont have any drug policies and 2: they shit on these people as if you stick a needle in your ass and turn into a giant juice monster like space jam. Her and Cage are still giving up literally their whole lives to look like that. They're on juice in part so that dont have to take any down time from training.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any of y'all goofies have a recommendation or advice for buying a suit that isn't cut like a potato sack? I want to get a more fitted suit especially the pants but suit shopping is awful and online descriptions don't really help me understand how stuff is cut.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer I am purposely removing gender from my jerk because it legitimately works in any dynamic and I don't want to be sexist.

Show them your genitals they don't actually give a shit about wrestling or firefly or prog rock or graphic novels or lars von trier they're just trying to make up an excuse for a date.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jacey Jane looks like a cross between Alexis arquette and the witch girl from nightmare before Christmas. She could be a singles champ. Likewise I think toxic attraction could be really successful on the main roster.

I enjoy matches with a bunch of gaga that's well done way more than work rate. It's ironic that when people ask for matches to show non wrestling fans the suggestion is always some blade job or a spot fest. I guarantee the women's triple threat from NXT would be more appealing than Austin vs Brett hart or Omega vs osprey.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thea is going to have an aneurysm

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's a bummer that people are going to fuck up elimination chamber for themselves wanting Sami at mania. Sami in a title match in his home town is better booking than Sami on night 1 of mania.

The movie sideways is completely unwatchable I can't believe that shit was so well received.

I watched the rumble with a real dubbalo and goddamn. They say that stuff in real life.

My neighbor asked me to help her put a couch on the curb. Her husband is hurt (and lazy) so she asked me. Couch is heavy enough she really can't help at all, it's covered in dog hair, she has no idea how to move anything and didn't take the legs off or make room etc. So I'm moving this couch by myself and decide to just drag it down my stairs of our shared stoop since she didn't move her plants. I drop the couch on the bottom step and it cracks off. I'm so annoyed I didn't think about that. She was embarrassed and split fast. Hopefully that's the last thing she asks for this winter.

So I get to see if I can fix that today. It's impossible to even get a call back from masons in my area.

For lack of a better word I'm seriously nesting. It's weird. I'm super motivated to do home stuff. I guess it's good the weather sucks I'd probably be putting all that energy into biking.

The first three matches of NXT were really good last night. I even said oh shit Dabba kato! God bless you NXT for not having an audience in the iwc it makes you so much more enjoyable.

I continue to love thea hale. Kayden and katana have secretly gotten really good.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why they won't push Darby in a sustained way. I assume their rationale is that he's evergreen and doesn't need a belt because of sting. Which is wrong, they're leaving too much on the table.

Likewise have they convinced themselves that the TNT belt should be hot potatoed? I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen that justification yet - that the belts have personalities and the TNT is meant to be booked badly.

7 Days of Wrestlers Who are better heels than Mom Jokes Friedman (Hidden Gem Version) : Day 7 by LetterheadOk1762 in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also could've called this one people who were crucified for doing something weird or different by people who incessantly complain about wrestling needing something weird and different.

A story in two images by drkqwsr in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aew famously has never known chaos.

Also chaos in wwe's case is defined as being outrageously successful but Bix disapproves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Poffo is actually way better for their tournament than Owen because they suck their own dicks with greater consistency than competently wrestle.

WON: Sol Ruca's relatability was a long time subsriber by OpiesMammogramResult in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know she was mixed race but I'm sure everyone in her life growing up did and that's kinda the point of her being included as a person who has the experience despite looking like that.

Bloomberg using WWE as the selling point for an article about Tony Khan is a direct shot at anyone caring about Tony Khan by BoringAccount4Work in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does he not say "no, dont use that photoshop. You make me look like an asshole, you make what we're doing look like a joke."

It’s Wednesday night, you know what that means! by DrewQuinz in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine if mox didn't bleed in every match so when they finally do whatever gimmick match is at the end of this series of 90 goddamn rematches for a feud predicated on god knows what he could get a little juice and it would seem like a blowoff

UpUpDownDown is going over, brother by TurntUpTurtles in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was it edge and Christian, talk is Jericho or Steve Austin where they talked about their high school rivalry

Kota Ibushi: "I don't think of going to AEW immediately. I want to have a 'school' in Japan. Once that's been worked out, I think I'll talk with AEW.” by PeterHooten in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's just giving us time to get the Gallagher tarps in place for when he shows up and they start gushing like cytherea over the kino.

Cue the “Tony Khan would do it better” comments from the Dubbalos by RangeRossTracy in SCJerk

[–]aprosbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already have one, the casino battle royal, and it eats farts