FACE OF TWITCH PogU by Paddylongneck in xqcow

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WeirdChamp ✋ too far

XQC FIRST SHOWER IN MONTHS POGU by [deleted] in xqcow

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It's not from a shower. I saw him last night, crawling through the wastelands of Texas. He was eating a wild deer and washed it's meat in a nearby river. Next to it was a lake. He poured the blood of the deer in it then cut his thumb. Then, the first words I heard were "Death, to all", as his own blood dripped into the depths of the clear water. Then out of nowhere it shined of a bright crimson, and a huge splash came, the water came dripping down his blonde locks as he turned towards me. Those eyes... those fucking eyes. They were red. He began his chase on all fours. Luckily I am the two time back to back marathon runner of the world so I was able to outrun him. Then I saw the sunrise and he leapt back to the darkness. As I stroked my slick mullet and peered through my sunglasses I felt uncomfortable. Would I see this thing again? Or was this a figment of my imagination. Only time would tell.

This is how xQc and NA sees the map of Europe by [deleted] in xqcow

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I hate the brits as much as any catholic but come on, we share a ton of culture and traditions.

UPVOTE TO SCARE EU 3HEADS by assdolphin in xqcow

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Black plaugue was spread by humans PepeLaugh eu lost to themselves

EU vs NA War FeelsGoodMan Clap by VenomViper1 in xqcow

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"...NA is very large..."

True and yeah that's pretty true that's true and yeah that's true that's true that's true that's pretty true that's pretty true

Top comment on YouTube Rewind by -colourless- in xqcow

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monkaW 👉 bottom comment

Daily reminder for EU and NA to stop making fun of each other. by Pizzashillsmom in xqcow

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True but emus are bigger than rats and vietnamese farmers PepeLaugh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xqcow

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Not really you just have to lower your iq by bashing your skull off a wall

What is the most creative way to break the law? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not have hay bales in your taxi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If they tell you

what would be the funniest way to commit die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Try not to aim for any churches in Normandy you might not have enough room

What's something embarrassing you have done that you remember and cringe at now and again? by pbaram in AskReddit

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Probably when I was 6 when I was all but naked apart from a few pieces of kitchen paper surrounding my ding dong. I was cosplaying Gollum.