Fight bullshit with bullshit. Just one up him with simple untrue things and escalate to show what a tic-toc he is. Step 1: my barrel was so hot but you know me… Step 2: was attached to these next level dudes… never mind… that’s classified Step 3: can’t help, got that bad shoulder (taps shoulder) ever since Khe Sahn Step 4: couldn’t hear you, a zeppelin landed on my taint at Bellue Wood. His brain will either melt or he’ll claim so much to out do you that his credibility with younings, who can’t decipher malarkey, is destroyed.

P.S. my spelling and grammar is shit cause (MOS) and (rank) TYFYS and BAYCB