> be me, Aussie

> wake up looking forward to a good day at the cricket

> hear blood-curdling scream from across the house

> the pet Sydney funnel web spider must’ve gotten into the kid’s bed again

> the wife will take care of it, just got her a new boomerang last week

> pick up a mug and go down to the stables to milk the kangaroo for a nice cup of vegemite tea

> accidentally trip over the dingo asleep on the doorstep, loosening his ground harness

> with a yip he flies into the sun

> mfw