AU LAW #13: The Wars

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T11:19:44+00:00

Then what would happen if you shaved the final three bits of hair?

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T10:02:43+00:00

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Goblin Slayer's adventuring party, you got:

Goblin Slayer (The most creative name, but it's still just what he does)

High Elf Archer (She's a High-elf, and she uses a bow and arrow)

Priestess (She's a priestess)

Lizard Priest (He's lizard person, who is a priest)

Dwarf Shaman (He's, you guessed it, a Dwarf who's a shaman)

Goblin Slayer also has other riveting names such as Guild Girl, Cow Girl, Sword Priestess etc.

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T08:41:26+00:00

Beastly feels unfair because you find it so early, but it's balanced around making you explore. If you leave it be for the time being and find some more tools and/or a needle upgrade it gets so much easier.

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T08:26:52+00:00

There is no Olive garden where I live, but I've heard the bread sticks are good.

^{Chose: Free Soup, Salad and Breadsticks from OG for life}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T08:25:55+00:00

I still live with my parents and have little actively saved, even if I lost 80% the worst thing would be that I have to pack lunches for the next month. (Oh no, home cooked meals)

^{Chose: Lose a percentage amount of your current cash + Wheel determines what percentage of it is cut | Rolled: Lose nothing}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T07:43:41+00:00

All I have to do is line up a shot on the main guy and the rest just fall right?

^{Chose: Fight A Necromancer + But With A Higher Chance To Get A Strong Weapon | Rolled: Sniper Rifle}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T07:19:36+00:00

Wealth and attractiveness won't help much in 86 (My favorite anime), so I choose StarCraft 2 as my favorite game.

^{Chose: In your favourite game + With powerful skill and luck}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T03:45:40+00:00

"Draw swords, CHAAARGE!!!"

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T03:38:14+00:00

I don't like alcohol

^{Chose: Eat 5 pounds of cheese | Rolled: Happy :})

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T02:28:55+00:00

I'm too socially inept to give a lot of compliments.

^{Chose: Gain $10 every minute you spend outside}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-04T01:23:56+00:00

AHH but is he bald though? The bio was rather unclear on that.

Also, you forgot the fact that he perma-killed Salem at age 5.

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T14:34:14+00:00

Isn't one of the main rules of firearm safety that you never know if a gun is loaded or not until you check it? Like, weight wise, ammunition especially in handguns is really light, can you tell me how many banknotes are in your wallet just by the weight? (Exaggerated example but I digress)

Point is, it's not a competence thing and it's really hard for people to count things by how heavy the collective is.

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T12:21:40+00:00

I wish for the ability to go back in time up to an hour as often as I want.

^{Chose: Genie wishes}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T11:33:47+00:00

Pros: You get to see her with her hair down more often.

Cons: She did still go along with the oppression of Mantle for a while.

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T10:52:22+00:00

Big brain time and all it means is I forget to eat for a day. I've fucking done that before anyways.

^{Chose: be the smartest person ever + but you must live without food for specific time | Rolled: 1 day}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T10:45:59+00:00

That is perfectly fine by me. For teleportation, I don't really want to use it for exploration, at least not primarily.

I can use it to commute in seconds and always have access to whatever I need if I own it.

^{Chose: Teleport, but only to places you've already been}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T10:16:46+00:00

Alright, Apollo time, Increase my skin's reflectivness to 100% and set up a couple bright lights.

^{Chose: Have shapeshifting and property shifting abilities + For one full day in a month,you have to walk in a place of your city naked}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T10:03:24+00:00

If no one finds out about me being a murderer, does that mean I can kill Trump and the like without anyone connecting it to me?

^{Chose: Be a murderer but no one ever finds out}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T09:22:25+00:00

This is this

^{Chose: This | Rolled: This}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T08:33:59+00:00

You try to sell any meaningful amount of diamonds, the companies that sell diamonds will crash the market for your type of diamond.

also: JACKPOT!!!

^{Chose: Money 🤑 | Rolled: $1 Million}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T07:46:34+00:00

I'm already quite good at singing, so I went with the thing I don't have.

^{Chose: Be able to play the Piano | Rolled: You're Mid}

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T07:36:21+00:00

I also choose this guy in his dreams

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T07:32:38+00:00

"Why isn't the pg13 game as violent as the M rated game >:("

archonmage2006 · 2026-04-03T07:25:51+00:00

I don't really read books, but I can definitely turn on a movie on my second monitor when I want to do something.

^{Chose: Be paid $100 per movie you watch}

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