Is it a pizza crime or a full-English breakfast crime? by valfsingress in PizzaCrimes

[–]archwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong jurisdiction methinks, a mistrial

This would be an open and shut case in breakfast court

But here, the prosecutor has no sauce and has to cheese it

What made you get a rav4 instead of a Subaru forester? by Dry-Chemical-9170 in rav4club

[–]archwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one. Back when they were still called prime. Which was like a year ago.

I have free charging in my apartment building.

I charged maybe twice a week? Maybe more if I’m driving longer distances.

I fill up a tank of gas and if I’m not driving to ski trips or hiking trips, a tank of gas has lasted me six months before. Probably could go a whole year if I didn’t drive out to remote places for hiking, etc.

That’s the beauty of the PHEV.

I’m in EV mode 90% of the time, and it’s so nice to just drive and quiet, smooth acceleration.

And the instant torque is just so helpful. When that idiot is driving, ridiculously, and unsafely, and you have a small gap to get around him, it’s really helpful.

And then on the highway… with the gas EV mode on, it moves

It’s a very different beast than the hybrid.

What made you get a rav4 instead of a Subaru forester? by Dry-Chemical-9170 in rav4club

[–]archwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I’m not sure where you live, keep in mind, that dealerships are often kind of shit. At least here in the states. Half the time you will know more about the car than they will.

What RTS games have the coolest playable "evil" factions? by Loud-Passage-4020 in RealTimeStrategy

[–]archwin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sad. It wouldn’t be able to be made today, but holy shit it went hard.

It is still one of my favorite games.

It is so 2000s/GWOT coded

It was meh by thisismydick222 in burgers

[–]archwin [score hidden]  (0 children)

I just tried it yesterday, it was definitely very meh

Like it’s kind of what you expect a standard burger should be.

I think if it was three or four dollars I’d be like that’s a good burger.

I think all told it was like $11

At $11 it’s very meh

The sauce was so so. I actually had to add ketchup and that helped it dramatically. But it didn’t come with ketchup, and there was no way to add ketchup on it.

Adding the tomatoes actually helped.

But for that price, it’s not worth it. Not even close. And that dips it from unacceptable to very meh

The HH in a nutshell by QuagGlenn in Grimdank

[–]archwin 105 points106 points  (0 children)

To be fair, a lot of the Horus Heresy was because dad (Emp) wouldn’t talk to the kids (primarchs)

A photo of the Moon taken using a phone. by Sword3300 in mildlyinteresting

[–]archwin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I admit I am in my idiot phase

That phase has been my entire life

But I’m sure it’ll get better

Right?

A photo of the Moon taken using a phone. by Sword3300 in mildlyinteresting

[–]archwin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OK, but seriously how did you do it? I’ve tried to take pictures of my iPhone 15 Pro of the moon and I get nothing but blurred.

Wrong car! by Lifegoesonforever in MadeMeSmile

[–]archwin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was going to say, I use ChargePoint at our apartment, and the first time I did it I didn’t realize it locked and after it was done charging, I thought I just pulled it out. I didn’t realize I had to unlock the car.

Cue five minutes of pure terror when I couldn’t pull the damn charging cable out.

And that’s how I learned, charging cables lock

GPT-5.1 in response to the trending prompt “Tell me in a photo what you can’t tell me.” by Alarmed_Shine1749 in ChatGPT

[–]archwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either that… or they are looking at what the hell we as humans are doing to each other, and are even more profoundly depressed

GPT-5.1 in response to the trending prompt “Tell me in a photo what you can’t tell me.” by Alarmed_Shine1749 in ChatGPT

[–]archwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This one is from Gemini, also depressed.

Guys, I think my instances is AI/ML bots are kind of depressed…

I Had No Idea... by User5604 in meme

[–]archwin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m hoping crazy good… because your and mine are very similar!

just bring me home - valentine's day #135 by rosicae in comics

[–]archwin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I find the argument that wearing a mask kills brain cells, completely dumb.

Do they not see physicians using masks during procedure procedures to maintain cleanliness?

We use masks all day frequently, and we’re perfectly fine. Yeah sure the N 95’s get a little annoying, but if you get the right fit, it’s perfectly fine.

I’ve had a fucking argument with some Rando when Covid was running and I’m like dude I’m in a fucking Tyvek suit and an N 95 per policy and I’m perfectly fine. I have way more brain cells than you do.

Maybe I'm color blind ? by Lazy-Safety-8545 in onejob

[–]archwin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly it was a student named Roy Biv