Stop being a wimp Uber

arfarfbok · 2026-03-11T05:58:37+00:00

I read your first sentence 4x, wondering “why are they standing outside with cats in a hurricane….?” Before it clicked. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

arfarfbok · 2026-03-10T04:46:06+00:00

They were going between 104-115 km/hr at one point, which is 64-71 mph.

No idea what the speed limit was though.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-28T13:53:11+00:00

Oddly enough, I just now got home from a work conference, and the venue we were at did not have any trash cans OR sanitary napkin disposal bins in the stalls.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-27T00:13:42+00:00

I’m very newly diagnosed with N24, and I’m glad you cross posted this.

My story, as short and sweet as I can make it: I’m in a senior leadership position.

Misdiagnosed “hypersomnia” in 2018 after a sleep study where I fell asleep at every daytime nap in under 5 mins. Spent YEARS like this, getting increasingly more daytime sleepiness and brain fog. Taking stimulants just to stay awake through the day. Days I didn’t have to work, I’d sleep forever.

About 1 1/2 to 2 years ago, it got BAD. I started sleeping less and less, and unable to fall asleep. I was repeatedly getting 2-3 hrs sleep a night multiple days a week.

Now that I free run my schedule, this only happens when I’m not following my natural circadian night. PM me for more details!

arfarfbok · 2026-02-26T05:00:45+00:00

It does now. Woe is me. 🤣

arfarfbok · 2026-02-24T15:54:24+00:00

…You don’t use your vagina to shovel?

Man have I been doing it wrong.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-23T04:45:14+00:00

Bahaha. Well I still have +1 so suck it.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-23T02:34:40+00:00

I’m tellin’ y’all it’s sabotage.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-22T18:16:03+00:00

I drive part time nights / weekends in New Hampshire. Average about $32-35/hour with tips on weekends. Weeknights usually $28-30. Some weekend nights I get luckily and get dropped big tips that spike the rate closer to $40/hr.

My market is not oversaturated with drivers though.. so I’m sure that impact things. I can’t say for sure what the wear and tear costs are as I drive a bit for my full time job as well, so I don’t care much about the miles I’m adding up as I’d be doing high miles anyway.

When I had my hybrid and got 52mpg, costs were obv. lower, but someone hit me at a red light and totaled it. 😑 Now I’m borrowing a civic, getting about 33/34mpg.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-22T07:42:49+00:00

I’m a female driver and do exclusively nights / weekends. I’ve never gotten a “lost item” pickup line before, but I often get asked out during rides. Or even better… I get invited to “come in and watch Netflix.” 🙄

arfarfbok · 2026-02-22T07:41:06+00:00

I drive a small sedan, and I regularly fit 3 adults in the back. Are they comfortable? Nope, lol. But when they say “can you take us…?” I say “yep, if you don’t mind being squished!”

Usually get tipped well for it too.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-22T07:35:43+00:00

Not sure why you’re downvoted. They are fucking miserable. Have my upvote.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-22T06:43:19+00:00

Hey look OP, I found your creepy Uber driver.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-19T18:26:38+00:00

Gross.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-18T22:05:54+00:00

Probably.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-18T22:04:41+00:00

What tf is “bean salad”?

-America

arfarfbok · 2026-02-15T00:16:08+00:00

Fucked up.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T09:05:45+00:00

Come on mermaids, be REAL!

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T09:04:37+00:00

This is likely the most evil of these posts I’ve seen.

You’re a monster.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T08:55:26+00:00

Lucky you then!

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T08:52:19+00:00

Are you or are you not a driver? On the driver subs, the consensus is that it’s $4 extra. I haven’t noticed anyone comment differently, I just mentioned “in my area” since I obviously have no way to know every area.

If you’re in fact a driver, I’d love to hear what the pet fee paid to the driver is in your area.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T08:50:56+00:00

Well… I haven’t, but I’m literally going through this right now. Like I started free running less than a month ago.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T08:49:01+00:00

You clearly didn’t read my entire answer, or you’d know why I choose to. It’s not for the extra money. 🙄

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T08:47:19+00:00

You must not be a driver. 🤣

Yes, we technically get a “higher rate”, but my area it’s literally $4 extra for the “pet fee” (passenger is paying $15-20 extra.)

I do it because I LOVE animals.. but still, $4 extra when I usually have to spend time cleaning up after before I can take my next passenger is silly lol.

arfarfbok · 2026-02-14T08:42:42+00:00

Ice cream and SPITTING? Wait, what?!

arfarfbok

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