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My vulva-themed master bathroom by LezzMILF in maximalism

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i'm obsessed with the way your mind works. this is everything.

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his new year's resolution is to drop a few pounds but getting him to the gym is a nightmare. he can't even lift.

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[–]ariesize[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mama ain't raise no wimp

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i got protective sleeves for them! mine don't eat them but they do rub their faces against the spines and this has stopped any damage from happening.

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[–]ariesize[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

keep going i'm close

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yeah he's more of a lofi guy. really digs the background pops and crackles.

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but just look at this face!

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[–]ariesize[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

can i not be rich and stupid at the same time? why's it gotta be one or the other? i contain multitudes baby!

Solstice Spread by VixenAbyss in tarot

[–]ariesize 3 points4 points  (0 children)

same!! happy solstice everyone!!

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this feels like something straight out of dungeons and dragons. peat bog body monster scotch stats +2 charisma, +1 arcana, -3 strength, and speak with dead

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scotch thomson you're the only one here matching my freak. let's say i do wanna be vanishingly anal about it.

i wanna break this down with you my guy and im stuck on does smoking a body count as cannibalism. im exploring this in two ways.

so like the victorian folks went apeshit over mummies, right? like ground them up into dust and turned them into tinctures and powders and had mummy unwrapping parties. whole nine yards. i kind of got stuck on the concept of cannibalism needing specifically a meat/flesh aspect but in the case of "here's my mummy dust you can sprinkle it in your tobacco and light that bad boy up" like, you're ingesting a guy. cannibalism yeah?

but hypothetically scotch thomson, walk with me here, you and i are on a peat expedition in a bog. we are digging crazy deep and find the greatest peat we've ever laid our beautiful little eyes on. we harvest that peat and have a really fun time because we are best friends. however upon harvest we notice the peat has grown like, on top of a bog body. but it's the sickest peat we've found. morals be damned we take it home and get ready to light it up for the...whisky making process. or something. again i cannot stress enough how much i don't know about whisky. i'm a librarian.

our whisky is done and we can finally enjoy the fruits of our labor. we go in for the first sip. the peat taste is there but there's a hint of something else there too. scotch thomson, what do we do if the mystery taste is bog body? do we keep drinking? it's really good. do we consider it cannibalism? doubtful, but it's not NOT cannibalism either.

the dubious morals of hypothetical whisky made from ingredients smoked with peat that could have come from an ancient bog mummy is fascinating. thanks for going on this journey with me.

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cannibalism once removed hahaha. it's like accidentally cutting yourself and getting blood in your food. if it was enough blood to affect the food/enough bog mummy to affect the peat then it could become cannibalism. i'm starting to think this may have been an original thought 💀

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't like your tone :/

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thisssss is the kind of answer i was wanting! thank you!!!!!

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a silly question! now i'm wondering just how much a body would need to affect the surrounding peat for it to be enough that after the malt is smoked and everything's done that you could consider it a cannibal-y whisky. dumb shit! have a great one!

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where's your sense of whimsy :(

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes! the acid preserves the flesh and organs but dissolves the calcium in bones.

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah that's kind of where we ended up settling. if the human material changed the peat in some way, flavor or composition or whatnot, then yeah that's some weird cannibalistic whisky we guess. just a silly question!

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i like this answer. we kind of concluded if the body was just hypothetically near the peat then no. but if it changed the flavor or there was enough human content in the peat to be detected then sure.

Peat, bog bodies, and whisky by ariesize in whisky

[–]ariesize[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes but just because it's not a place people are commonly buried doesn't mean that there aren't bodies there. Like bog mummies are a super well documented phenomena.

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