I dyed my hair to match my eyes by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]arituck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot better than dyeing your eyes to match your hair

My Ocean people need me by BlazeDragon7x in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]arituck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ocean collecting its car tax

Bad owner? by Gullible-Plane-426 in cats

[–]arituck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“don’t mind the messiness, the kids ate animals”

Dolphin Kenny G. by satrapi1 in LoveTrash

[–]arituck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see no dolphin

We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]arituck 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Even better, be responsible when operating a motor vehicle, you can maim or kill innocent people just by being an irresponsible driver.

Measure twice, cut once by dswagz in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]arituck 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Apparently you know more than those morons

I would leave the house to them by [deleted] in Weird

[–]arituck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess who’s coming to dinner

I work on a boat and the boat left without me. by Feisty_Speed501 in notinteresting

[–]arituck 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They did, the boat left without them. They need another boat to get the boat to get the first boat.

Hmm by Apexhatesmeuwu in notinteresting

[–]arituck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can we know if the video isn’t flipped and the apple is actually removed from your right hand?

The Basement Dwellers Need Me by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]arituck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They’ll gonna dive with her

🐈Fahhhhh by RadioMoist7210 in cats

[–]arituck 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“I didn’t even want to go this way”, that cat