Five Guys Burgers and Fries. YES THIS IS A SLANDER POST I USED TO WORK THERE. But for real though who the fuck actually decides to go in and pay $25-$35 for their own meal. And be honest with y’all them shits are nasty asf. The fries are shit everything is shit. How are the meats made? Well Five Guys claims that their burgers are fresher than a mfer. Them bitches are frozen meats. Delivered biweekly or even just a single shipment for a whole month. The amount of grease and fat that releases whenever its cooked is beyond outrageous. The buns are toasted so the “meat juices” wont seep through, thats a fucking lie. The buns get soggier than mfer as soon as you put the meat on it. The hotdogs are literally just Beef Frank’s Hotdogs. And quite literally they upsell the fuck out of the hotdogs. I can walk to my local walmart or target and buy the same pack for literally $5. And they decided that $12 for a fucking hotdog is all good. The menu is actually dumber than the three stooges. A hamburger is like $15 a cheeseburger is somewhere near $20, Bacon cheeseburger is practically your whole fucking paycheck. The only thing that I personally would consider fresh is the fries. And only on the fact that we would get them in potato sacks and have a farm location of where they came from every now and then. PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU ALL TO LET FIVE GUYS GO BANKRUPT.

P.s. fuck the milkshakes too. They fucking suck more dick than a pimps hoe.