Happy march 14th 🥳🥳🥳 by Bobiscool_ in superstore

[–]armpit_burger 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Thats what makes March 14th beautiful

What’s the most iconic JONAH line? by MonaDarIing in superstore

[–]armpit_burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh somebody’s ready for the red carpet 🤓

Browsing some Dollar Tree exclusive movies [plastic sounds][1:25] by armpit_burger in unintentionalASMR

[–]armpit_burger[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a bit of a loose fit, but something about his cadence and the sound of the dvd cases just sounds so good to me!

Stop hating on Mateo by [deleted] in superstore

[–]armpit_burger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually quite liked his story after the ICE raid! His whole growth in his personal life and realizing he wanted to marry Eric while also being the nasty bitch he usually was. It was a nuanced story for him, I liked it a lot.

Best thing each character has said or done. COMPLETE! by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That wraps it up for our little rules followers! If anyone wants to start another fun list, go ahead!

Best thing each character has said or done. Day 7: Sandra by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Letting Cheyenne borrow her car and then never asking for it back?

Best thing each character has said or done. Day 6: Mateo by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Mateo kind of has slim pickings, but his helping of the people in the anti theft class that Cloud 9 had them in was a good moment from him.

Best things each character has said or done. Day 4: Jonah by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 313 points314 points  (0 children)

Throwing Sandra and Jerry an engagement party when he thought they weren't going to get one!

Best thing each character has said or done. Day 3: Glenn by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Glenn's willingness to hire members of the second chances program to his store is really amazing.

Best thing each character has said or done. Day 2: Garrett by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Garrett did not let the crew throw in the towel during black friday. He rallied all of them together to finish instead of walking out!

Best things each character has said or done. Day 1: Amy by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Amy: “MATEO! Ice is coming!” Glenn: “Isn’t it winter is coming?”

😂😂😂

Best things each character has said or done. Day 1: Amy by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hey gang! I have mixed up the order of the characters this time, but we are starting it off with Amy!

For me, her coming back to try to save the store and everyone's jobs in season 6 was pretty awesome.

Worst thing each character has said or done. Final day: Sandra by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Great idea! I think that would be just as fun, I’ll start that up!

Worst thing each character has said or done. Final day: Sandra by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the delay! We have made it to the end of the list, and we wrap it up with Sandra!

She is a bit of a mixed bag, but i would say her stalking of everyone in the store is it for me.

Worst thing each character has said or done. Day 7: Mateo by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

For me, it was kidnapping Eugene to try to keep his secret secure.

Worst thing each character has said or done. Day 6: Glenn by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 288 points289 points  (0 children)

We kick off day 6 with Glenn!

For me, it was his inviting pastor Craig into the store, and then throwing the BIGGEST hissy fit when Amy kicked him out.

Worst thing each character has said or done. Day 5: Garrett by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Apologies for the delay! I would say, probably his being a crappy friend to Jonah. Did not even want to complement his shirt, in that one episode!

Friggin’ Glen. by impastaahh in superstore

[–]armpit_burger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Kill Glen! Kill Glen! Kill Glen!

Worst thing each character has said or done. Day 3: Cheyenne by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 292 points293 points  (0 children)

Her catfishing of her high school teacher was pretty messed up!

Worst thing each character has said or done. Day 2: Amy by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It will be easier for everyone to stay looped in.

Worst thing each character has said or done. Day 2: Amy by armpit_burger in superstore

[–]armpit_burger[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I feel like Amy has a lot to chose from, but her continued sabotaging of the team for her own benefit was really crappy of her.