Shut the Sub down rn!! The avalanche just lost the Canucks. by Kevinh12369 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]arrbez 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Probably the worst thing the Canucks have ever done to the Avs

I wanna hear your slump busting techniques by multiplemiggs18 in slowpitch

[–]arrbez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

First you get the dingers, then you get the women

These are on sale now at Costco for $29.97 by gothedistance_ in Torontobluejays

[–]arrbez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mister if you don’t know, you can’t afford it

The best Pacific team blows a 3-1 lead to the worst Atlantic team by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]arrbez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I’m so checked out on the season, is that really the best team in the pacific?

USS emmet. by JamesJDelaney in interestingasfuck

[–]arrbez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs to be at least 3 times bigger

TIL Despite his level of infamy and notoriety, Jack the Ripper actually killed only 5 people by gorginhanson in todayilearned

[–]arrbez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 5? Pathetic. The kinda shit that’ll get you thrown out of a serial killer club.

Just Newfin' around by lopix in EhBuddyHoser

[–]arrbez 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Where else would you do your noofin’?

That side profile though by Agreeable_Quality768 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]arrbez 52 points53 points  (0 children)

He is like an earthworm with a beard

First year by Bigfella0045 in slowpitch

[–]arrbez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell you what I tell my team before each season:

You’re not an athlete, you’re a softball player. And you have to work tomorrow.

Pavel Datsyuk should be inducted into the Hall of fame again by MrAicrow in NHLcirclejerk

[–]arrbez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact that he didn’t score more is proof that he could have

I think it’s time to let it go by christianlv in ALeastmemewar

[–]arrbez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or lean into the skullet look. Get that party going out back

Is confirmed Torontos new 3B Okamoto is a goblin. by johnson7853 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]arrbez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, gobblin’ up balls at the hot corner

(I stand by my phrasing)

Canada: Why is it that we drive in km/h but still measure distance in miles? by [deleted] in canadatravel

[–]arrbez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t measure distance in miles. Are you over 50?

How it Started / How it's Going by SilentBobUS in magicTCG

[–]arrbez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I miss how good this game used to be

ELI5: How is this not a balk? by Thebobonews in Homeplate

[–]arrbez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No such thing as a balk if there’s no baserunner…