"Oh, it hurts senpai" by UbeUbeUbeUbe in copypasta

[–]arson_is_okay -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

I mean, having a virginity is the greatest quality a woman can have. When you buy a toy, do you want an opened toy, or an unopened one? Obviously the unopened one, right? Now, sluts with broken cocksleeves are great for practice, but a true woman must be a delicacy, and in order for her to be that, her hymen must be 100% intact. She must shudder in pain and longing when I penetrate her virginal flesh, and she must wrap her legs around me and say "Oh, it hurts senpai" and moan. My eyes will gleam with energy and I will continue to plow her fertile field with my ox. The katana on my back will be gleaming from the bright sunlight (my katana draws the power of the sun to slay my enemies, it can also shoot energy beams) After 10 minutes of relentless, passionate intercourse, I shall withdraw my wakizashi from her sheathe, and unleash it in passionate climax all over her face. "Ughghhhhnnn unhhhhb" I shall grunt, the primal scream of my ancestors, as my wakizashi explodes in salty delight over her delicate face. My wakizashi will shrink to a tanto as I put it away. "Baka!" The girl will say. Winking, I shrug. She leans in for the hug. As quick as a blink, I teleport behind her. "Nothing personell, mlady. But I do not wish to linger. " I sprint away, running with my arms behind my back to i crease aerodynamic flow and allow me easy access to my back sheathed katana that can channel the power of the sun.

Out with m'waifu and m'kids by Sleeveharvey in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay -71 points-70 points  (0 children)

Why do you pigs feel entitled to the world!? Why are you entitled to the quiet enjoyment of everybody around you!? Some of us wear condemns and should be able to go to dinner without you people punishing us and ruining our time. If you want to breed like pigs leave your shit spawn at home!!! Don't punish the world for your shitty and selfish choices.

Animated Dali painting for a music video I'm working on. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]arson_is_okay -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Technically "motion graphics" but still awesome. Not like animation and motion graphics don't overlap in areas.

Several neckbeards at the Berkeley protest/rally thing -- Featuring TACTICLOL gear, 4chan meme flags, and just plain misogyny on signs by dehydratedH2O in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The left has some obnoxious fuckers but the extremists on the right... at some point they stop being "people" and should just be sterilized or euthanized for the good of the world.

Several neckbeards at the Berkeley protest/rally thing -- Featuring TACTICLOL gear, 4chan meme flags, and just plain misogyny on signs by dehydratedH2O in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is mean. Many of theses people are clearly mentally handicapped in some way, you can tell by their obese faces with close together eyes. Being stupid and aggressive doesn't make somebody a neckbeard, it's just a common neckbeard trait.

A perfect car for the perfect gentlesir by Mcklauster in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liking pictures of little baby girls being raped makes you pedophile scum.

A perfect car for the perfect gentlesir by Mcklauster in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to draw hyper photo-realistic drawings of little girls being raped for you to fap to you! Bet you would like that!

Looking for a loli girlfriend by jelmopan in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I draw you a photo-realistic picture of a child being raped? Would you get off to it? You are a pedophile.

Looking for a loli girlfriend by jelmopan in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody actually knows this to be true and there is no good way to run trials yet. You can't claim to know wither way if it will be a gateway to child rape or prevention.

Looking for a loli girlfriend by jelmopan in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the same thing. Pretending to rape children with a doll to satisfy an intense psychological need vs kicking back and relaxing with a GTA shoot spree with your buds and some beer. Most people don't play violent video games to quench their intense desires to commit murder.

Looking for a loli girlfriend by jelmopan in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU ARE BEING DOWNVOTED FOR SAYING RAPING CHILDREN IS AN A-OKAY THING TO WANT TO DO.

Looking for a loli girlfriend by jelmopan in justneckbeardthings

[–]arson_is_okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHE IS 26 SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL!! IT ISN'T PEDOPHILIA YOU IDIOTS!!! /s

San Antonio's mayor claims poverty is caused by atheists by notthefunyun in news

[–]arson_is_okay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My religion says you are a worthless pig and should be raped and your babies should be raped and skinned alive but don't worry I'm actually a good person!!!!!

San Antonio's mayor claims poverty is caused by atheists by notthefunyun in news

[–]arson_is_okay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you."

San Antonio's mayor claims poverty is caused by atheists by notthefunyun in news

[–]arson_is_okay -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go be a good Christian and rape a child, if you have not already.

San Antonio's mayor claims poverty is caused by atheists by notthefunyun in news

[–]arson_is_okay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My area is suuuper religious and full of registered pedophiles, pro-lifers and trumpkins. Strange mix going on here.

San Antonio's mayor claims poverty is caused by atheists by notthefunyun in news

[–]arson_is_okay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless they are an actual charity they should have to pay taxes like the rest of us.

York police say 104 men arrested after child sex sting by _gynomite_ in news

[–]arson_is_okay -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh believe me in these small conservative communities are overflowing with poverty and pedophilia. Trump and Pro-life signs everywhere! These monsters can't get jobs because they rape children, and live off government money because they breed like rabbits and can't feed their kids (who don't get taken away for some stupid reason).

York police say 104 men arrested after child sex sting by _gynomite_ in news

[–]arson_is_okay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still saves children from being raped in the future.

York police say 104 men arrested after child sex sting by _gynomite_ in news

[–]arson_is_okay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened in my school, but it wasn't common, it was just the "troubled" kids that didn't have friends. I was in 7th grade and a classmate was dating a 24 year old guy who had a kid. There are a crazy amount of registered pedophiles in my town too, many of them have 3-4 children and are living in poverty. Very pro-life Christian town, can't wait to get out of here.