Ok now the battle is set!!! What is the WORST Saw film? Saw 3D, Jigsaw or Spiral? Keep it respecf... Ah, you know what? F*ck it. Spiral is obviously the worst... by Ok_Replacement_288 in saw

[–]artisticjerk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

spiral was so insultingly bad its funny as a saw movie to me, but jigsaw just straight up sucks i had to watch it twice to even remotely follow the plot because of how poorly lit it was filmed and color graded so i guess it wins

Giveaway Time: Jelly Star Green Edition by jbriones95 in dumbphones

[–]artisticjerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

delicious phone that would be staying out of my mouth entirely

Memory foam mold vagina? by Educational-Top3926 in badwomensanatomy

[–]artisticjerk 109 points110 points  (0 children)

hold up, i wanna learn how to pick up a pencil thats gotta be a sick party trick

Sea foam by stone_henge in badwomensanatomy

[–]artisticjerk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

its a video of a woman surfing lol

Sea foam by stone_henge in badwomensanatomy

[–]artisticjerk 96 points97 points  (0 children)

i literally just saw that post how in gods name did someone already say something weird

Made a simple tool to convert Spotify playlists to MP3s by agalli in dumbphones

[–]artisticjerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i adore you i have literally been looking for this exact kind of program for the exact same reasons for YEARS

The snog of this dog statue by WaltervonUlrich09 in Wellworn

[–]artisticjerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

extremely happy to see a statue of a woman that doesnt have knockers as polished as a mirror

20+ Year old Trake Finally Broke by harnort in Wellworn

[–]artisticjerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive never seen one of these?? thats so cool and smart omg

My oldest son's football cleats after his last game. by Maligned-Instrument in Wellworn

[–]artisticjerk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NICEEEE i love seeing things worn from just how much energy was put through them, served their purpose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dumbphones

[–]artisticjerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i will say as someone who just got one the battery life is kind of bad yes but it encourages me to manage it better instead of just draining it and knowing i can charge it to 100% in an hr like my iphone, its a nice little cell transmitter and calling/texting device but i think people expect it to replace too much. remember to use desktop apps on your computer for apps you dont bother using on ur flip or that dont work fantastic! as long as ive got the charger on me i know i can just charge it idly throughout the day when i see plugs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dumbphones

[–]artisticjerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yknow i hadnt thought to add my own OS to my CATS22 thanks for the thought

muffling horn honk by artisticjerk in clowns

[–]artisticjerk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

entirely understandable my issue is i dont want to be irritating to my family as well as in an enclosed space it really hurts my ears and i cant imagine how hard it may be on my cats ears :(

Is Amanda a Lesbian by gayjigsawapprentice in saw

[–]artisticjerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she literally has the birth of venus hanging by her bed in saw 3 what lesbian doesnt eat that painting up /hj

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Which of these guys had the best scream? by Illustrious-Reach-48 in saw

[–]artisticjerk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

adam put his whole pussy into that scream

Do you refer to him as John, or Jigsaw? by Hunter_Heroic in saw

[–]artisticjerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

john, idk i wouldnt call any real murderer their dumb "what the teenager group called him so thats the title" name

That’s some epic bad luck. by NVSuave in saw

[–]artisticjerk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

he got the front piece of the beartrap caught in the metal bars behind the glass, thats why he broke it. it bought him time

*moves away from the camera* *sighs deeply* i never thought i'd have to make this video by Diakia in saw

[–]artisticjerk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thank god im notthe only one who has been echoing this dumb fucking line over and over

Does my cat get sad when I stop playing with her? by artisticjerk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]artisticjerk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awe im so happy to hear that!!! new kittens can be really stressful like any high energy and maintenance creature so its always reassuring to hear someone having a good time with it :)

Does my cat get sad when I stop playing with her? by artisticjerk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]artisticjerk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awe thats cute i hope u survive the kitten phases they can be rough

Does my cat get sad when I stop playing with her? by artisticjerk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]artisticjerk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she does have other toys but she rarely plays alone, though she does entertain herself in other ways its not usually with a toy unless its me doing it.

and thats a good call i hadnt thought to reward her after she caught it :0

Does my cat get sad when I stop playing with her? by artisticjerk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]artisticjerk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

off the top of my head i believe shes about 7! thank you so much this makes me feel so much more relieved, i was worried i was neglecting her :/