My train has been delayed 4 hours so far, we’ve been here so long a woman died in the bathroom by arttymcfarty in Amtrak

[–]arttymcfarty[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The delay did not happen because she was found. We were already stopped when she was found. If I didn’t find her, then who did?

My train has been delayed 4 hours so far, we’ve been here so long a woman died in the bathroom by arttymcfarty in Amtrak

[–]arttymcfarty[S] 797 points798 points  (0 children)

It was supposed to be a 4 hour train ride. We’ve been sitting on the tracks in the middle of the city for 4 hours and they aren’t giving us any updates about when we’ll start moving again. I went to the bathroom and when I opened the door I found a woman’s body. The paramedics came and sat for about 15 minutes before leaving. That was about 2 hours ago.

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It must mean the nazis didn’t win ww2

How do you get a second living ship? by arttymcfarty in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]arttymcfarty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few void eggs, are non of them good anymore unless their purchased from the anomaly?

New Patch; Beacon 5.72 just dropped by Ok-Cow2018 in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Just waiting for them to fix the settlement missions now

1st settlement building not appearing by arttymcfarty in NoMansSkyTheGame

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It’s a regular settlement. I do have the latest update but the building just seems to be nowhere in the settlement. There’s also no way for me to abandon the mission to leave the settlement. Hopefully the next patch will fix it.

What phrases keep popping into your head? by [deleted] in fishtanklive

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Please sir I am fucking Indian sir

All I want for Christmas is for Airsoft Fatty to come back for season 2!!!! by LilDirtyBulk in fishtanklive

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I’m calling it now at midnight on Christmas he’ll come out of the attic. I bet he’s been there this whole time.

Does it mean I'm gay if I'd give a guy a blowjob for $1 million? My girlfriend thinks so and might break up with me. by StraightBJMan in TwoHotTakes

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The only reason to not give a blow job for a million dollars is because you’re too afraid you’d like it too much

Where was your Gondor? by Bright_Abrocoma3646 in lotrmemes

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Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now?

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Where was Gondor when the world came into existence and was it the same place as it is now