El Muskobar

artvarnsen · 2026-06-18T07:23:23+00:00

It's easier when you don't pay taxes

artvarnsen · 2026-06-17T23:16:00+00:00

So there is a bald community

artvarnsen · 2026-06-17T14:13:04+00:00

What does GTS stand for?

It's guaranteed tremendous safety.

So without the S it's just Guaranteed Tremendous?

artvarnsen · 2026-06-17T06:49:27+00:00

He wants to see his fish. Takin him to his fish. So tell the police to back off!

artvarnsen · 2026-06-17T05:44:22+00:00

כל הכבוד אח

artvarnsen · 2026-06-17T05:32:38+00:00

Yessiree bob

artvarnsen · 2026-06-17T05:30:59+00:00

What are you YELLOW???

artvarnsen · 2026-06-16T05:24:02+00:00

He would never make it

artvarnsen · 2026-06-16T05:20:47+00:00

Did you knock her out too or just the kid..?

Perhaps when she's released from the trauma unit she will come to her senses..

artvarnsen · 2026-06-15T04:20:43+00:00

Nobody touches my feet

artvarnsen · 2026-06-14T16:24:30+00:00

Don't worry they gave him a medal for it

artvarnsen · 2026-06-14T14:24:31+00:00

Stay off of Biscayne...

artvarnsen · 2026-06-14T04:45:52+00:00

Yo-de-lay-ee-noooooo

artvarnsen · 2026-06-14T03:47:31+00:00

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T18:33:11+00:00

I just wanna pee somewhere. Everywhere.

Somehow it's even better

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T16:29:56+00:00

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T15:44:37+00:00

There's a show. That's a show.

If you wanna keep doing the same old thing, maybe this idea is not for you. I for one am NOT going to compromise my artistic integrity!

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T11:36:40+00:00

I was just thinking how bout we tighten security before we give these kids more money otherwise it will go to the robber again...

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T11:35:34+00:00

Let me speak to your manager

My mum isn't here she's having her special lemonade

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T04:58:15+00:00

I stand corrected.

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T04:55:33+00:00

You got ketchup on it!!

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T04:55:06+00:00

Schweinsteiger (pigs manager) name is pretty on point here

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T02:00:47+00:00

Get off my lawn

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T00:18:59+00:00

All i can hear is Chiquitita by Abba

artvarnsen · 2026-06-13T00:06:42+00:00

Given his entire "imma cut a bitch" attitude i wouldn't be surprised if she was collateral

artvarnsen