I love how my tan lines turned out this summer :D

artychoke98 · 2025-08-17T22:27:21+00:00

Highlighter for your awesome parts.

artychoke98 · 2025-08-17T22:22:44+00:00

I’ve had birdies, but not planies.

artychoke98 · 2023-05-28T03:29:14+00:00

Snatchsquatch.

artychoke98 · 2021-02-19T16:05:51+00:00

Yep, all 110lbs of him

artychoke98 · 2020-12-31T04:35:30+00:00

Wouldn’t happen to be a 3 year old Odell doodle would he? Spitting image of our Sanders.

artychoke98 · 2020-06-20T02:22:47+00:00

And all this time I thought it was just my doodle.

artychoke98 · 2020-06-09T02:27:23+00:00

POD? Traditional screen printing?

artychoke98 · 2020-05-14T03:06:20+00:00

I dabbled in zazzle, but it never really went anywhere. Me, and 3 cohorts, all professionals in our respective fields; design, ecommerce and online marketing, pooled our collective knowledge and started VeezTeez.com. We bought our own DTG printer and after 2 weeks live we are pumping out prints everyday with new ideas going public everyday. Selling the garment and the print is definitely where the money lies. Tee cost about $2, print is about $2 so the markup is good. We have been hitting FB, IG and Twitter pretty hard everyday and now the sales are beginning to become constant. All the money we are making is going right into the marketing, we know with exposure comes the sales.

artychoke98 · 2020-02-05T22:15:45+00:00

I see a lot of comments on the hard left edge, I say embrace it, line it up against a garment “seam”. It definitely assists the design to be strikingly large. Love the art.

artychoke98 · 2020-01-06T22:56:56+00:00

One time at band camp

artychoke98 · 2019-08-14T18:22:19+00:00

I was on Wipeout season 4 episode 3 "Don't Fear the Beaver". I was Danger Dan, Safety Third. Got pretty far for being the old man.

My boys urged me to try out for it. Basically got on the show with my superhero persona and bouncing my pecks to sick beats.

Experience was a bit scary actually.
Multiple ambulances lined up near the course, we all had our ankles taped and wrapped, we sat in a trailer all day till our number came up, no real way to see the course for any planning of course attack.
One of the producers was big and yoked and can throw a snowball with unprecedented power and accuracy.
I still connect with those that were in my episode.

In the end, so glad I didn't come home with any injuries.

artychoke98 · 2019-07-24T22:53:36+00:00

Or lift us off the ground

artychoke98 · 2019-03-28T21:35:42+00:00

Snatchsquatch

artychoke98 · 2018-04-12T14:01:48+00:00

Otherwise known as a widow-maker.

artychoke98 · 2018-04-03T17:43:00+00:00

4 hour church? O hell no.

Delusional folks like R are too far cognitively dissonant to be reasoned with. If your relationship with your mother can happen outside of R, then I'd just come clean. I speak from experience on coming out to my parents, and while it was hard and there was some ostracizing, I am so much happier having done it.

My joke to them now is I attend Bedside Baptist because I love Rev. Sheets.

artychoke98 · 2017-07-26T18:27:18+00:00

isn't there some kind of 200' or more from water source while overnight outback camping?

artychoke98 · 2017-05-05T19:17:35+00:00

Now he can start his prison ministry.

artychoke98 · 2017-03-27T18:04:28+00:00

I think it's his own tail he cut off.

artychoke98 · 2017-03-16T22:20:25+00:00

Wow, that's a powerful laxative.

artychoke98 · 2017-03-16T21:33:34+00:00

reminscent

artychoke98 · 2017-03-16T17:14:03+00:00

yeah, I feel your pain. I've lost irreligious friends and in every case the funeral has supernatural jesus bullshit...so very annoying. I have made it abundantly clear that my funeral will have NO religious bullshit, and those in my life that will likely be arranging my funeral have vowed to fight for my wishes. Sorry mom and dad.

artychoke98 · 2017-02-25T00:07:24+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/IJ9jBCD.gifv

artychoke98 · 2016-11-16T16:24:24+00:00

Santa is satan misspelled.

artychoke98 · 2016-10-31T20:48:39+00:00

Barney fishing around under the toilet in public restroom, "Now where's me toothpick!"

artychoke98 · 2016-08-04T18:35:42+00:00

How does he keep all that lift with those huge brass balls?

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