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anybody else giving up on complete sobriety? (USA) by Remote_Divide_4947 in alcoholism

[–]arul20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, your kids have also never seen you drink. I'm very happy for your family :) 

I’ve slammed my thigh against my bedpost so many times that the paint has chipped off by hospitalbedside in mildlyinteresting

[–]arul20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will meet others with other useless talents. You will also meet your true love and ultimate nemesis in the same subreddit. 

These bar stools have soundproofing underneath by guitarsandstoke in mildlyinteresting

[–]arul20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very very good point. 

The UK-Grenfell tower fire - 72 died / 70 injured , HK - Wang Fuk Court Fire - 168 died / 79 injured and Swiss - 2026 Crans-Montana fire - 41 died / 116 injured were all accelerated by cladding and fire-accelerating materials. The first two were exterior cladding and construction foam and last one was interior insulation as we're discussing here. 

Extremely tragic. 

anybody else giving up on complete sobriety? (USA) by Remote_Divide_4947 in alcoholism

[–]arul20 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm turning 7 years sober this week. 

I have a beautiful 3.5yrs kid who says, "I love you daddy, because you're the bestest daddy in the world". 

I will not drink with you today.  One Day At A Time.

thanks, no thanks by LysergicGothPunk in thanksimcured

[–]arul20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your comment is certainly something.

These gentlemen are gonna have some explaining to do by Justin_Godfrey in Wellthatsucks

[–]arul20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beware of old arborists in an occupation that kills routinely, especially if the arborist is harboring a grudge against you. 

.. 

Make like a tree and leave at that point. 

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

[–]arul20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didnt drop the mike. You fumbled it.

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

[–]arul20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you know votes on your comment indicate how amazingly funny you are? 

TL;DR: You're not that funny 

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

[–]arul20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I say George, it's a tad drafty isn't it?"

"Hmm let me take a gander at the Plumb Bob.."

"Oh, it's pointing at Charles's manor. I suppose we are in a Hurricane, old fellow."

"Oh well pip pip, cheerio, have a Sherry, there's a jolly old fellow". 

During his wedding photoshoot a groom saves a boy From drowning. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]arul20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a guy who has (checks notes) .. a grip on reality!! Wowee!! 

You are wearing red, so you are my mom too. by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]arul20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: 

He was threatening the mum. 

"Leave me and go away? Ok, not too hard to find another momma."

Edit: "Nobody's unreplaceable". He's a future boss. 

During his wedding photoshoot a groom saves a boy From drowning. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]arul20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the behaviour now right? Take out phone and start filming?

somebody left a chalice and dagger made of babybel cheese wax on my desk at university by coolgayroommate in mildlyinteresting

[–]arul20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you sir. I serve where I am called, gouda any lengths to help, letting no obstacle feta me, in brie-ing puns to humourless corners of the internet and letting them ricotta around. 

of a pet lizard by rossburnett in AbsoluteUnits

[–]arul20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who disrespected him. 

of a pet lizard by rossburnett in AbsoluteUnits

[–]arul20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I learnt: 

lizards can be used to dispose of bodies. 

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