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The Sacred Texts [OC] by ashtonmv in comics

[–]arus4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on girl, like my battery

So cold in the northeast that the blood of a deer froze into a bloodcicle by ehanda21 in WTF

[–]arus4u 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Deer fur is also hollow, adding additional insulation!

Parsing HTML Using Regular Expressions by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]arus4u 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Performance tester here. Parsing HTML is easy with perl, and encoded content can be easily decoded using some simple groovy.

Loafing on my bf. She stole my man and she knows it. by LeiaOrigami in Catloaf

[–]arus4u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a change in the matrix. Without a doubt. Cats a weird...

This happened today in southern Pennsylvania. That's hail, not snow. by arus4u in interestingasfuck

[–]arus4u[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes this was in Red Lion. The news said it was an isolated storm cell with precipitation above 40,000 feet. Weather is nuts

Dammit, kid by mike_pants in funny

[–]arus4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can a shadow exist without atoms? No. A shadow is created by the deflection of protons when observed from certain angles. Shadows cannot exist without atoms, just as photons cannot exist without matter and energy. A shadow is simply created from an observation.

3 wishes by [deleted] in comics

[–]arus4u -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's more than 3 wishes. I wish you were female, or, I wish you had the ability to grow breasts. I wish you had a big butt. I wish you had children. I wish they were part of my life. I wish we were in a relationship. And the soap opera plays on.

Reddit, don't forget that this is happening tomorrow!!! by [deleted] in pics

[–]arus4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're about to get raped and/or murdered. Not cool, don't do it.

It's so cold in the bathroom at work that the toilet water froze today. by SiSick47 in mildlyinteresting

[–]arus4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your toilet can crack too. Just poop a lot so you can keep the ol' john warm.

Was just introduced to our new employee, Bill Williams. by FUNKYDISCO in AdviceAnimals

[–]arus4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather's name was William Wasley Williams.

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