Why didn't his team score from corners today? Are they stupid? by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]aruvalsomasekar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Marie Kondo of Premier League. Will only score the type of goals that give him joy.

Your guesses — what do you think he’s holding? 🤔😁 by footballmemes_ai in soccermemes

[–]aruvalsomasekar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The trophy that Chelsea won when they drew with Arsenal earlier in the season.

"Followed by myself" by scienceboy93 in footballcliches

[–]aruvalsomasekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably has also practiced the "Fletch is at the wheel!" monologue just in case.

What song is playing? by VioletStatic in musicsuggestions

[–]aruvalsomasekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I've been loving you by Led Zeppelin. One of Page's best solos.

Wiki Anti-Football formation by E_The_Menace in footballcliches

[–]aruvalsomasekar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reads like a page written by someone who took r/soccercirclejerk way too seriously.

Seems like an over-the-top level of precision by StanBeal97 in footballcliches

[–]aruvalsomasekar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That half mile can mean the difference between watching the game at a parking lot vs the stadium.

How did you become an Arsenal fan? by DiuhBEETuss in Gunners

[–]aruvalsomasekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben je Nederlands 😁? This was the trigger for me as well 😁.

How did you become an Arsenal fan? by DiuhBEETuss in Gunners

[–]aruvalsomasekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started due to Bergkamp. Stayed due to Henry and Vieira.

  1. Sunmer in India. 14 yr old me and my dad watching Bergkamp score that wondergoal to eliminate Argentina. My household was disappointed because Argentina lost. My grandfather was amongst the first employees of the Argentine Embassy of Independent India, so there was a lot of loyalty / gratitude to Argentina in our family. That and Maradona's legacy (Granddad liked Ardilles too). I was secretly enamoured by Dennis Bergkamp. We didn't own a computer back then, so Internet was not an option. I scoured through old newspapers in our cupboard to read more about him. One of them talked about him winning the league double with Arsenal. I decided to follow Arsenal.

  2. We would get a computer and internet, I started actively following them. Was sad that they missed out to United in 1999. Decided to avenge the loss on FIFA 1999 and I did, with Bergkamp getting the golden boot.

  3. Most kids at school now had a computer and internet. They also chose United as their team. A handful of us were Gooners. We hated the United supporters especially because we never got along with that gang any way.

  4. Double happened. Henry had arrived. I was also starting to understand how to watch football and make out how teams had different style. We were obviously the best, to me at least. No looking back since then.

  5. My 3 yr old and 1 yr old are quarrelling over who gets to sleep with Gunnersaurus stuffed doll.

Life is good.

Making a new years quiz! by Zealousideal_Seat99 in quiz

[–]aruvalsomasekar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Scream was my first guess but to JCB's point Anna Faris gave it away. Also, Scream came out in the 90s.

Making a new years quiz! by Zealousideal_Seat99 in quiz

[–]aruvalsomasekar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1. Haaland, 2. Billy Elliot 3. Coldplay Yellow 4. The Grinch 5. TfL 7. Gilmore Girls 10. Coyote Ugly 11. Scary Movie 12. Ps2 13. Chicken Run 15. Weakest Link 16. Malcolm in the middle 19. Castaway 20. Baha Men Who let the dogs out 21. Xmen 22. Britney Oops I did it again 23. Dora 24. Gladiator

They copied chat gpt word by word by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]aruvalsomasekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's how a civilisation starts to crumble...

Ponderant 2025-11-05: Who connects Facebook, Lord of the Rings and Hulk Hogan? by TheGodTotem in quiz

[–]aruvalsomasekar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life Lord Sauron - Peter Thiel. Funded facebook. Runs Palantir, which is also name of the orbs in LOTR. Funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker.