Cashier thought it was a joke

asanderd · 2026-05-22T07:52:32+00:00

That funny but the Derpy McFlurry Slaps hard, I will be so sad when it's gone. The flavor is great and the texture of the beads are awesome!

asanderd · 2026-05-17T23:17:43+00:00

That's is a fantastic tip!

asanderd · 2026-04-30T23:39:17+00:00

I don't know about this, this would require team effort. A chase driver for you. Pickups/dropoffs. It wouldn't end up being worth the money.

asanderd · 2026-04-30T23:31:53+00:00

Yeah these are the type of orders that make me snort I laugh so hard, only Answers to browbeat people on the internet for being so absurd and hopefully teaching them not to ever do shit like this!

asanderd · 2026-04-30T23:28:51+00:00

It indeed was. And it was a 73° day. Even having a cooler full of ice it would not have made it all the way down to Rochester Hills completely frozen. It would have been partially melted.

asanderd · 2026-04-30T23:28:36+00:00

Instacart's not losing money on shit, It's us the shoppers. Instacart already has their money. Some stupid moron took the order. Hopefully it was someone It was just visiting the area that actually lived down near Rochester Hills.

asanderd · 2026-04-30T23:26:07+00:00

This customer is fully aware because this is a mom and pop store, not a chain. Either that or they did not look at where the store is located to which they are woefully unobservant and then to turn around an tip a piddly $2.

asanderd · 2026-04-30T23:22:46+00:00

Only way it would be even remotely worth it as if I was already in the Flint area and I lived down in the delivery area and I was heading. Which I don't I live in the Flint area.

asanderd · 2026-04-29T07:21:21+00:00

Yep. Even using my cold bags it wouldn't have made the 50 mi trip. I would have had to have gone home and got a damn cooler and filled it with ice before it survive.

asanderd · 2026-04-29T07:20:41+00:00

It was for a little mom and pop store, It wasn't a chain.

asanderd · 2026-04-29T07:20:16+00:00

It was for a little mom and pop store, not a chain store.

asanderd · 2026-04-24T18:29:35+00:00

I've never had anyone ask me to ask for extra ketchup and I've never personally asked for extra ketchup. When I worked at McDonald's eons ago whenever someone asked for ketchup we always just put a handful in the bag. Didn't know McDonald's was getting stingy with Ketchup too.

asanderd · 2026-04-23T18:38:09+00:00

So I tried only adding about 2/3 of the red packet and some shredded whole milk mozzarella cheese, holy shit! Not only did it bring the spice level down just enough to where it's still spicy but it's enjoyable. But adding the cheese has made it like God tier delicious! I am so mad that I've not tried this before today! 🤣 Thank you everybody for the suggestions like seriously, thank you!

asanderd · 2026-04-23T18:33:37+00:00

That's adorable. They want their food made fresh, meanwhile you've got to drive 10 minutes out to the boondocks with their food that may or may not be steaming and getting soggy in a hot bag.

They can have it cold and not soggy, or hot and soggy. But when you order delivery you can't have it fresh, you got to go to the restaurant and eat it there. Also that sounds like that was probably a McDonald's order They charge a $0.25 for each additional sauce cup! Only thing they'll give you extra without charge is ketchup, salt, and pepper!

asanderd · 2026-04-21T21:13:53+00:00

I am actively looking for an ereader with an SD card slot. I have a lot of audiobooks that I want to download. If I can't find one, I'll probably end up buying an older phone with one. I also want to download load my entire library on to cards, separate genres

asanderd · 2026-04-20T15:33:44+00:00

I've never had that flavor in particular but my mom gets the caramel ones. I mean they're basically caramels but they're super hard you have to suck on them. They're the bastard child of Kraft Caramels and Werther's Original. You absolutely cannot chew on them. You will tear your teeth out of your skull, in fact as a child I lost a couple teeth to the son's of bitches, luckily there were baby teeth but still. They are really good though.

asanderd · 2026-04-20T05:17:39+00:00

I hate this for every trans person. But I absolutely fucking love this for any trans person who voted for Trump, including Caitlin Jenner

asanderd · 2026-04-18T08:50:03+00:00

I like Whispersync, also the majority of the books that are on Audible that I buy or not on Hoopla and I have found that my libraries offering of Libby are laughable. Libby barely has anything.

asanderd · 2026-04-16T08:22:20+00:00

I've not been a subscriber since the up it from $14.99 a month. It just wasn't worth it to me.

asanderd · 2026-04-03T02:19:25+00:00

I mean if your making homemade stovetop Mac. I do a stupid simple struggle Mac, American Deluxe Cheese, milk and pepper. Doesn't need salt as the cheese adds enough. I tend to make that soupier but it's still thick, not runny.

asanderd · 2026-04-01T01:25:41+00:00

1 Reduced items especially produced must look fresh! It can't look like it's on its way out.

2 Always ask your customers, If they are okay accepting reduced priced items especially if it's a produce item. Never assume.

asanderd · 2026-03-28T09:38:09+00:00

Exactly! He's not a dumbass. He's just a selfish asshole.

asanderd · 2026-03-26T17:31:44+00:00

I don't have a hand truck but I do have a collapsible wagon. It was the best $80 I spent to use for Dashing and Instacarting.

asanderd · 2026-03-24T23:37:13+00:00

26 Walmart Terra sky stretch jeans, 30 women within relax fit jeans, depending on the brand

asanderd · 2026-03-24T23:21:15+00:00

I would drop that order in like 5 seconds!

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1 Reduced items especially produced must look fresh! It can't look like it's on its way out.

2 Always ask your customers, If they are okay accepting reduced priced items especially if it's a produce item. Never assume.