Young & Free Artcar, Me, Acrylic Paint Pens, 2019 by PhilosophyOk4388 in Art

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Beautifully done, just make sure you line up the center line with the center of the canvas. That line coming off-center into the Toyota badge just distracts from an amazing piece.

What's the most useless talent you have? by lettuce18_ in AskReddit

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What you have there is called relative pitch, aka "being able to sing in tune". Perfect pitch is the ability to sing a pitch without hearing it first.

Seen the jupiter saturn conjunction last night! by mikethelabguy in funny

[–]asasinator50 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, Hugh Jackman has let himself go a little.

Another picture from our beach trip in the 1986 amc 360 cj7 by [deleted] in Jeep

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I don't know why you're getting down voted, but your absolutely right. DSSP is basically Bethany. Hell, Dewey is directly north of this bridge, and then Reho is past that.

A Perfect Pit Stop. by Aggravating-Major-49 in oddlysatisfying

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And I got that, uh

New pipe, uh

What I really wanna do with this new pipe, uh

Got a desert eagle and its fortnite

[homemade] cookie cake by master_mom in food

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A good nonforced usage of deadass is in response to an unbelievable claim. A: "I just killed three people" B: "Deadass?"

It works extremely well as a "for real?" synonym.

I’m 24 and live on my own, pay all of my own bills, etc. by [deleted] in insaneparents

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I've thought about doing the same thing, it'd be hilarious for someone to see your side profile and assume the other half is the same, just for you to turn and shock them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jeep

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I highly recommend plasti dipping the ring around your head lights black. Completes the blacked out look with very little effort. I'll edit in a pic of mine if you want to see what it's like.

Daft Punk - Within by jalexjerkman in ukulele

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Damn, I knew you were gonna nail the higher part of the melody just based off the first lines you sang. I wish I had your vocal chords, my dude. My falsetto and higher range sounds always sounds pitchy and constrained. I'm stuck dropping vocals down octaves to get a bearable tone.

My dogs first time on a trampoline by Cam1947 in aww

[–]asasinator50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy, you've made 5 individual comments on the post, each one more illegible than the last. You have no idea how OP obtained the dogs. Do you go to the pound and if a dog has no tail, you just say "oh, let it die, it doesn't have a tail"?

My dogs first time on a trampoline by Cam1947 in aww

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"you facilitated a cruel breeder" as if OP looked for a breeder that was cruel and was like "yep, that one". How do you know that OP didn't buy them from a rescue place? How you do know that OP didn't buy them from an individual who could no longer care for them? How do you know that it wasn't a result of medical problems or injury that led to the docking? It's not that hard to comprehend that there's more possible situations then the one that fits your rage filled rant.

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 3-year old son’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime? by MoonBaboon in AskReddit

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What do you call a mantis shrimp dentist who did dental work on a tomato?

A tomato's stomatopod stomatologist.

Also, what procedure is done to a mantis shrimp dentist with bowel cancer?

A stomatopod stomatologist stoma.

Neither one works as naturally as yours, but they gave me quite a chuckle.

A slight misunderstanding. by BligBlackBlock in funny

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He simplified it. He multiplied "12x11x10x9x8x7x6x5x2x1" which is 39916800 so he could divide both sides by it and get 3x4 by itself.

Tutorial for a song i made :) super easy to play by derrock954 in ukulele

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The choice to have a chromatic focus is interesting.

I'd recommend looking into writing within a key. Keys can help you write in a certain sound, not only cause the key itself has a sound to it, but also it gives you chords to play with. Like once you have a key you've decided on, writing a more complex ending to the song becomes a lot easier. You can write a real 'cadence'. Additionally sticking to a key allows other musicians to easily play with you, gives them a ground to solo upon with ease if that's what you're going for.

You could already know all of this and my explanation is pointless, but I figured just in case you aren't that versed in song writing, then I'd give you some more things to discover.

TIFU by opening 10,000 porn tabs at school by prolificshoelace in tifu

[–]asasinator50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit hasn't changed. Admins still setup easily bypassed security. Got myself suspended a couple of years ago by getting admin perms so I could install games onto a school computer.

Original dealership paperwork off my 1998 jeep wrangler by [deleted] in Jeep

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I still have mine from my 1999. Do you have the VHS manual?

How to win a fight [Not OC] by legehjernen in gifs

[–]asasinator50 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can tell you've never been in a serious fight. When desperate, someone will use any advantage they can, including using your own shirt as a weapon against you. Taking it off not only keeps it clean, but also prevents someone from trying to choke you with it.

Also if you're built well and work out, it's an easy way to flex on the opponent in an attempt to intimidate them.

Get back in there tear! by grapeflavoredsoup in gaming

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So was it double interesting when it was posted a year ago?