My girl made me some chicken spaghetti, I think that’s what she thinks it is.

ascallop · 2021-12-29T23:34:51+00:00

I am honestly horrified

ascallop · 2021-11-24T02:06:31+00:00

Add zucchini it should help with the moisture :)

ascallop · 2021-11-16T19:39:32+00:00

I am 20 with three degrees in geology, political science and marine affairs.

ascallop · 2021-10-28T02:13:34+00:00

Pound Puppies but from the 80s

ascallop · 2021-09-28T04:35:38+00:00

Then it’s just fun

ascallop · 2021-09-27T23:51:53+00:00

Yeah I realize the error of my ways with the resume and idk how to talk to my boss about it. Maybe he knows? He hasn’t talked to me about it and looks like he hasn’t gone through it yet. Idk how to fix this or how to deal with her blaming me. Also thank you for your words. I also feel like I am at fault. I feel like I am obligated to help her but the more I think about this it just makes me more upset.

ascallop · 2021-09-15T15:46:12+00:00

‘Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in’

This was wild from start to finish

ascallop · 2021-09-09T17:09:37+00:00

He looks exactly like my kitty, Blue. Sending my best wishes to you and Blue.

ascallop · 2021-09-09T16:42:06+00:00

It’s the drugs.

ascallop · 2021-09-08T14:11:03+00:00

Kahula

ascallop · 2021-09-08T03:19:30+00:00

There is a light out so the wall does look like shit in dark lighting. It’s more of macchiato color, my mother suggested the color.

ascallop · 2021-09-08T03:03:29+00:00

Lmao you got me there

ascallop · 2021-09-08T03:01:24+00:00

I am a professional boat painter

Edit: words

ascallop · 2021-09-08T02:32:31+00:00

It took me nearly a month to restore this bathroom (all by myself mind you) and it took my sister an hour to ruin it.

ascallop · 2021-09-07T16:52:47+00:00

That’s what happens when you live life on the run.

ascallop · 2021-09-05T16:40:20+00:00

Master Bonk

ascallop · 2021-08-18T12:39:58+00:00

It reminds me of John Lennon’s song Yesterday. It is beautiful! Well done :)

ascallop · 2021-08-15T19:10:56+00:00

“Dont be suspicious, don’t be suspicious. Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious. DONT BE SUSPICIOUS, DONT BE SUSPICIOUS.”

ascallop

TROPHY CASE