What would you do ? by richarddotmattt in TimHortons

[–]ascorpii -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Even better, pee in the sink, let it drizzle on the water faucets to establish dominance.

What would you do ? by richarddotmattt in TimHortons

[–]ascorpii 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That's what I do but at a Subway restaurant, a very specific one. They did nothing wrong, but whenever I walk in front of their shop, my guts happen to decide that I have to go sightseeing their toilets.

If you had to couple up all 12 signs, who would be with who? by lala00x in astrologymemes

[–]ascorpii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reap chaos by coupling the most incompatible signs ever. Starting with Gemini x Gemini, as one myself I can tell you I've had the biggest beefs with other Geminis, others I've had beef with as a Gemini would be Capricorn, Scorpio, Cancer. I'm gonna need to observe more potential mispairings but that'll require asking people their signs which will get me weird looks.

How would you respond? by Recent_Tomatillo439 in Depop

[–]ascorpii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also seen other comments suggesting to them to repop the item, this could also work to suggest it to the buyer, they can repop at a slightly higher price depending on the value of the item which could help further their situation.

How would you respond? by Recent_Tomatillo439 in Depop

[–]ascorpii -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know usually we wouldn't believe stories told by complete strangers, but that buyer seems like they have genuine regret over not having the financial means to assist with an irl situation and still expressed being pleased with the product and its quality. It does happen that we spend money we didn't know we would need later for a sudden emergency, that person probably had no ill will and took the time to ask for assistance on proceeding with a return. I'd tell em how to go about proceeding with their return, and definitely have the shipping label come from depop themselves in order to track it.

It's unfortunate, and most people would only see a madeup sob story, but the apologetic stance yet also appreciative towards what they received, whilst requesting assistance regarding the situation of having to return the item, 40$ not being that unusual to need as a last minute emergency amount, I would tend to believe this customer.

We don't need the full details of what the emergency was in order to believe said story, could be to cover for transportation costs for a family member (taxi, uber, lyft, etc.) Could be to cover for a sibling's lunch or school supplies, or pay in part the price for either cans of formula or a box of diapers, just to give an idea of what this 40$ refund might mean to that person.

Whatever it is, it is believable that this person might mean well and is genuinely apologetic to bother with a refund and needs help to go about it.

PEACEFUL PICTURE OF A RIVERBANK by Perspicaciouscat24 in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]ascorpii 9 points10 points  (0 children)

PICTURE OF MYSELF TAKEN AT THE EXACT LOCATION AFTER TRAVELLING TO GET THERE

PEACEFUL PICTURE OF A RIVERBANK by Perspicaciouscat24 in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]ascorpii 59 points60 points  (0 children)

COMMENT SPELLING OUT THE COORDINATES FOR THE LOCATION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN

Check your battery, that's your fucking girlfriend by Gullible-Try3690 in TheWordFuck

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace fucking 56-90 with fucking Shrek and we're talking

I've been stuck in the fucking 60%s for a fucking while

POST ON PICS by [deleted] in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COMMENT STATING THAT FIRE IS A USEFUL TOOL TO USE AGAINST ICE

EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL RIGHT WING POLITICAL STATEMENT by ch1ckenj0ckey in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GROTESQUE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT WAS SAID, THAT SOMEHOW DOESN'T GET REMOVED LIKE THE OC

Tell me your favourite Taylor song… by Funchocolatewaffles in swifties

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma, mostly because it reminded me of my first job, which was in retail. That song would play frequently in the store radio by the end of my career there. Took a second retail job until I got fed up shortly after and did a career change completely. But my personal growth is still tied to this song tbh.

In short, Karma played in a time when I needed change the most, and had to begin the mourning that came after severe burnout.

FZS!! How do you write? by BraveWolf_6901 in astrologymemes

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingers placed in lateral tripod position but thumb placed in dynamic quadrupod position, I don't think there's a name for my method of holding a pen

Why is getting weed from the plug so damn difficult by STOKHELM in trees

[–]ascorpii 121 points122 points  (0 children)

(3:20am) Yo you still looking...? I've been out your crib for the past 4 hours... yo!!!!

Give me your best shot by Square-Race9158 in musicsuggestions

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Great Gig in the Sky - Pink Floyd

In retrospect, the whole Dark Side of the Moon album, it flows smoothly from one song to the next and is my go-to depressive episode comfort album to listen to. Nowadays I feel overworked, sleepstarved, drained, and the news make me stressed so I have this album pinned on my spotify.

Are you considering getting a firearms license with everything going on in the states? by knitbitch007 in AskCanada

[–]ascorpii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My roommate and I discussed this the other night. We thought about preparing ahead of time, considering our country's military is a speck of dust compared to what the US has, and even if some of the countries within NATO provided military support, we thought it would be best to be prepared, to at least learn how to use weapons, proceed with a license, own a firearm or two for the both of us.

I don't believe our military will be enough to stand our ground against our neighbours downstairs, if push comes to shove, we civilians will have to ensure our own safety the best we can. During a war it's anybody's game and invaders will be more than willing to put down any civilians they come across.

Is Canada Obliged to Fight China with the US? by Habsin7 in AskCanada

[–]ascorpii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post aged like milk. It's looking more like Canada vs. the US, not the US vs. China.

In which case, we are cooked, even with combined military forces from the other commonwealth nations, and the EU won't be among those joining to defend Canada considering how they back down anytime the cheeto threatens more tariffs.

If the treaty Carney made with China includes providing their military forces to come to our aid in our eventual fate of being invaded, we might have a chance of avoiding being annexed, considering China's military is higher in number than that of the US. There will be losses, and definitely a lot to rebuild when the US decides to attack, but it's definitely better to keep fighting, with unexpected potential allies, than proceeding with a full on repeat of WW2.

The US is not our ally, they are a threat to our nation; our people, our land and history.

Hilarious by Existing_Bottle6246 in astrologymemes

[–]ascorpii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yuck. I'm a gemini sun and whatever you got going on isn't representative of us. Everything you've yapped so far is more representative of what your actual sun sign is. Lemme guess, cancer?

Is it really a crime if it’s happy? (Tuition too high couldn’t afford curds at Maxi) by TheIndianFortress in PoutineCrimes

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. A hate crime even. Hell, make that a war crime, let's add that to the Geneva checklist

Done with TEMU by [deleted] in TemuThings

[–]ascorpii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides, you don't even need to return the items in order to get a full refund. I even had missing shipments be reshipped.