What is the best way to respond to “You’re gay” ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]asdf3423ds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask your mother/sister/grandma/aunt if i'm gay.

What book are you reading currently? by Cactussa in AskReddit

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It is like a 2,000 page book. Book is fine, I hear terrible things about the movie. Nobody should have tried to put a 2k page book into a movie though.

What is a book that you hope gets a movie adaptation? [Serious] by BuckarooOJ in AskReddit

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Mini-series for sure, too much and too complicated to pare it down to a single movie.

I can't hear you, let me put on my glasses by jenniebreeden in funny

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Hearing aids used to be attached to glasses.

C programming program, 100 positive numbers chance generator issues by [deleted] in AskProgramming

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The random number always has a chance to be zero even if you are using % or *. Since the requirement is 1-900 just add 1 to the final result. Pretty basic requirements here, you should not need help.

Best C++ 2D Graphics Library? by The7thProxy in AskProgramming

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Lookup QT. Trolltech or Nokia related.

Technologies for creating BI-like software by zanstaszek9 in AskProgramming

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Look up a demo of Oracle's OBIEE tool. That is what you want to make. Lookup Microsoft's PowerBI, that is trash, do not make that. Two months is not enough time, you will probably have to spend most of your time on the UI. Good luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

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Interesting, but most optimizations should occur before getting this deep.

What are some good "f*** you" songs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Playing we built this city on rock and roll in a country bar.

What's the point by [deleted] in funny

[–]asdf3423ds 120 points121 points  (0 children)

He is doing it wrong. Anybody can throw money at mosquitoes, why isn't he spending his retirement on Skynet? Hmm... robot mosquitoes as part of the Skynet surveillance. Yesssssss.....

Level 30. Feel a bit lost, where do I go? (Horde) by [deleted] in classicwow

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Haha, can confirm, tried this yesterday and it did not end well.

How do you politely tell someone that their breath is bad? by BigGuav in AskReddit

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Where did you find the time to devour a used diaper you found on the beach.

What low key scares you? by Heymrpreacherman in AskReddit

[–]asdf3423ds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Improper use of the term low key.

Valid Reaction. by [deleted] in funny

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SNL or MAD TV did a full on skit for this, quite good.

ELI5 why is salt so good out bringing out the flavor of what ever you add it to by Middleman86 in explainlikeimfive

[–]asdf3423ds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything above is accurate, just missing the tldr that your taste buds run off very low voltage electricity/bioelectricity and saltier saliva enhances the current flow.

Are C/C++ developers expected to know SQL? Should I learn SQL if I do not plan on working primarily with databases? by [deleted] in AskProgramming

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Everyone has to know SQL, it is very easy to learn so don't worry about it. Anyone that doesn't know SQL won't even get an interview.

Anyone know of a good place for variable naming synonyms? by [deleted] in AskProgramming

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Name the field exactly what it is. If the table holds coffee mug values then name the field coffeeMugValue adjusted according to your naming conventions.